Heimert

Homemade alchohol around 96% pure alchohol. Trønders and alabama people drink it, known to taste good with coffee.

Guy 1: heimert
Guy 2: heimert?
Guy 3: hmm, heimert!

by keyboardstrokes July 3, 2021

Heinerschite

To destroy one's own career in a profound or dramatic manner.

Alissa thought that trannys drank more beer that frat boys and rednecks. When she tried to prove it, her career as a marketing executive for a large brewery took a heinerschite.

by URallabunchofidiots May 22, 2023

crap herder

Someone who can't resist a yard sale item no matter how fucking useless in either:
a) the attempt to resale said piece of shit for a quarter profit or...
b) thinks they will have a pretty good use for said item later

Patrick was such a crap herder, he picked up some broken tables from the trash collection pile and brought them to work.

by John Wesley February 9, 2008

dick headery

the verb of dick head

e.g that was the height of dick headery

by dfhfks May 27, 2010

Bush Herder

Noun. Person who usually arrives with a group of women. Alternatively, the title given to a person tasked with bringing women to a party or event.

This shindig is a sausage fest, we need a bush herder.

by Buckeye Fodder June 23, 2016

Chicken-Headerist

someone who, after reading said header to an article, becomes enraged, shares the article and overly emotionalizes the idea behind the header, whether for or against, such that it enrages their sphere of interaction. This is similar to a headerist but their incredulity rises to a stupid and obnoxious level.

Dude, they are not actually coming for your guns. You don't have to get so emotional over it! If you had actually read the article, you'd have seen that the law was voted down. You're such a freaking chicken-headerist. Chill!

by iolympian July 25, 2018

rylee henderson

Rylee, where do I start. Oh yeah she’s bitch. Rylee is pretty (to some people) but don’t let her take advantage of you. Her hands are very greasy and you don’t want them things touching you. Be like “get yo greasy ass hands away from mah Jordan’s” overall don’t talk to Rylee Henderson because she’s Gibbs finesse your mans or woman’s (can’t assume genders, 2018 going into 2019 comon people)

Man, Rylee Henderson is a bitch
“Dude I made out with Rylee last night” - said nobody ever

by Ray Dantum December 22, 2018