A specific archetype of girl/woman that meets the following criteria:
-Lives in a mental hospital
-Has BPD and is potentially psychotic
-Makes vague Britney Spears references in her therapeutic work (Oops... I did it Again)
-Wants to have intercourse with men whom she knows that after interacting with they will be mentally and spiritually tortured from their experience
-Refers to men she's slept with or intends to sleep with as her "victims"
Which is to say, any woman at one time or another, but Hayleys are more consistent in their neuroses. Dyed hair is not a necessary criterion, but very common.
-Lives in a mental hospital
-Has BPD and is potentially psychotic
-Makes vague Britney Spears references in her therapeutic work (Oops... I did it Again)
-Wants to have intercourse with men whom she knows that after interacting with they will be mentally and spiritually tortured from their experience
-Refers to men she's slept with or intends to sleep with as her "victims"
Which is to say, any woman at one time or another, but Hayleys are more consistent in their neuroses. Dyed hair is not a necessary criterion, but very common.
"Bro I think I'm gonna have a mental breakdown after fucking that chick from the bar"
"Well yeah man, she was a total Hayley."
"Well yeah man, she was a total Hayley."
by Vladshmir Putlor February 21, 2022
Get the Hayleymug. Hayley is a person that’s very annoying and uses fake mental illnesses as usernames, Hayley also rages at Valorant and gets so competitive to the point that she talks shit abt her friends not being good at it bc she’s chronically online
by Hayley hater 08 December 5, 2022
Get the Hayleymug. 
Hayley is an immensely strong girl, having a 40 pack that would make Eren Yeager jealous. She thinks that everything you say is flirting, and is adamant that she does NOT have a piss kink. Other than that she is kinda cool and rocks a bucket hat like no other.
by Beryka October 10, 2021
Get the Hayleymug. Hayley is awesome... And random... And just about the best person in the world. She's random in more ways than one. Her life is very gay and full of unicorns, pandas and monks. All Hayleys tend to be lesbian... But that's why we love them! Hayleys are amazing of dooooom!
by Random0268 November 26, 2021
Get the Hayleymug. She is very short with brown hair and she is typically the youngest sister. She funny, intelligent, kind, sexy, hot, crocs, silly, silly billy, graceful.
usually has a boyfriend named noah or greg. He cooks most the meals, it would be surprising to see her in the kitchen.
usually has a boyfriend named noah or greg. He cooks most the meals, it would be surprising to see her in the kitchen.
by horseygirleyyyaoaoaoa June 5, 2024
Get the Hayleymug. Hayley-Jane is a smart beautiful girl with great blue eyes. Has the best personality in the world Hayley-Jane will never give up on any guy she meets and will always loves them not matter what and will take a bullet for him and her friends. Hayley-Jane has a great body but thinks she is fat and always hates her self for the way she looks. But over all u should keep Hayley-Jane in ur life u will never find a perfect girl like her agian. Always tell her she is beautiful and smart to keep her in ur life.
1 girl who is that she soo pretty. 2 girl her name is hayley-Jane all the boys like her even Mack my boyfriend. 3girl gtg bye going to make friends with her.
by Gsjdgshwhw April 14, 2018
Get the hayley-janemug.