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Hayley

A specific archetype of girl/woman that meets the following criteria:
-Lives in a mental hospital
-Has BPD and is potentially psychotic
-Makes vague Britney Spears references in her therapeutic work (Oops... I did it Again)
-Wants to have intercourse with men whom she knows that after interacting with they will be mentally and spiritually tortured from their experience
-Refers to men she's slept with or intends to sleep with as her "victims"

Which is to say, any woman at one time or another, but Hayleys are more consistent in their neuroses. Dyed hair is not a necessary criterion, but very common.
"Bro I think I'm gonna have a mental breakdown after fucking that chick from the bar"
"Well yeah man, she was a total Hayley."
by Vladshmir Putlor February 21, 2022
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Hayley

1. A girl that 'Lil Pump has and most likely fucked. (BACK feat. Lil Yachty)
'Lil Pump: "and I got a bitch named Hayley, ooh, and I got a bitch named Hayley..."

Boy: Did you hear about Hayley?
'Lil Pump: Yeah, I got her.
by Gabbley May 22, 2018
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Hayley Kokernak

The cutest mother fucking couple alive and they love to give “it” to each other
by PencilEater69 June 1, 2019
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hayley yun

A girl who is asain, she usually dates some one with the name Ty or tyrus, extremely attractive

And stunning but also a real crazy cat.
You see Hayley Yunshe's beautiful
by Waterlesstea33 June 15, 2016
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Hayley

Hayley is literally noise....covered in dirt.
by Hayley's dad. October 10, 2021
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hayley-jane

Hayley-Jane is a smart beautiful girl with great blue eyes. Has the best personality in the world Hayley-Jane will never give up on any guy she meets and will always loves them not matter what and will take a bullet for him and her friends. Hayley-Jane has a great body but thinks she is fat and always hates her self for the way she looks. But over all u should keep Hayley-Jane in ur life u will never find a perfect girl like her agian. Always tell her she is beautiful and smart to keep her in ur life.
1 girl who is that she soo pretty. 2 girl her name is hayley-Jane all the boys like her even Mack my boyfriend. 3girl gtg bye going to make friends with her.
by Gsjdgshwhw April 14, 2018
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Hayley

She is very short with brown hair and she is typically the youngest sister. She funny, intelligent, kind, sexy, hot, crocs, silly, silly billy, graceful.
usually has a boyfriend named noah or greg. He cooks most the meals, it would be surprising to see her in the kitchen.
Wow she’s in the kitchen couldn’t be a hayley.
by horseygirleyyyaoaoaoa June 5, 2024
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