hartard

a hartard is one who acts in a retarded manner. the word

hartard is the level 2 retard who has committed an act of

extreme stupidity.

Ex. my associate gabe is a hartard

because he folded up a $5.00 bill and tried to put it in

the coin slot.

by jackimmo October 28, 2005

new hartford

the suburb of the city that god forgot (see utica)

let's go to new hartford!
-where's that?
near utica..
-where's that?

by billyisbest July 7, 2005

hartford grinder

Originally inspired by the name of a sandwich, a Hartford Grinder is pretty much anything dirty you can imagine

"He gave her the ol' hartford grinder".
"She looks like she's been through the hartford grinder a few times."
"I'm gonna do a few hartford grinders on myself before that date."

by kill9 May 13, 2016

Harazda

If you have this last name you will have a 9-inch penis, especially if you are a woman.

"Wow that guy is such a Harazda."

by Boomer3454 December 5, 2016

Harton Academy

A shit school with no money, and everyone are chavs that will talk shit behind your back because you did a tiny oopsie in Year 7.

"Man, Did you hear John goes to Harton Academy?"
"I pity him."

by RetroJoshh May 15, 2019

hartmann

The correct way to spell the last name.

My last name is Hartmann, not Hartman.

by Popcorn123454321 May 9, 2021

Harthur

Some bitchboy who’s neutral consists solely of nair and clips always drop.

Guy 1: “That guy plays like such a Harthur”
Harthur: “Shut the fuck up you daft cunt”

by Chvr May 16, 2021