midget handy 

When you get a hand job from a little person because their tiny little sausage fingers make your dick look huge.

Dude, I let this little slut give me a midget handy the other night because my cock looked like a summer sausage in her tiny hand.

midget handy by Tittsmcgee June 13, 2017

slippy handy 

A hand job consisting of KY, lotion ... OR Spit

“I lost at the black jack table so i owe my husband a slippy handy “

slippy handy by Ddelong January 20, 2018

ninja handy 

The act of receiving discreet pleasure in from a partners hand under a blanket, coat or table.

Dude, we were watching movies at Stacy’s place last night and she totally gave me a ninja handy with her sister in the room.

ninja handy by Listerfiend May 18, 2018

Himalayan Handy 

When you and your buddy are climbing a mountain and they freeze to death, so you rip off their arm and give yourself a handjob with it.

“I got a Himalayan Handy while climbing Everest, it was the best nut I ever had.”

Himalayan Handy by NutinyourTella June 9, 2019

tandem handy 

When you jerk off two dudes at the same time

Kc gave a tandem handy last night

tandem handy by Mountjew September 20, 2019

come in handy 

when something could be useful

a hammer right now would come in handy!

come in handy by BrokenBrotato August 2, 2020

Family Holiday Handy

When your uncle or cousin gives you an under the table hand job while gathered around for dinner at a festive family holiday gathering such as thanksgiving or Christmas. But any government recognized holiday applies.

I love it when my cousin comes in for Christmas. He gives the most vigorous family holiday handy. Only my uncle can tell what’s happening.

Family Holiday Handy by Dick Onchin December 20, 2020