van-handling

Like man-handling only with a van, or min-van.

*pulling out of a tight space*
Cass: sa-WHEAT van-handling!
Cait: It was nothing mang

*CRRRASSSHHH!*
Cass: Maybe you should take a van-handling course.
Jared: I didn't think the space was this tight.
Cass: I'm not paying for this.

Anyone who can drive a van without skidding in the winter is van-handling to the fullest.

by Cassandra Sherlock July 22, 2008

Handle Ears

A pair of ears which are big, much like Dumbo, that if grabbed would aid in the repetitive motion used in a fellatio. Usually these ears are attached to a brown bagger, butterface, or ugly woman, some attractive woman have them, especially if the ears in question are very large.

Damn she's ugly and she has handle ears.

by Jamamoba October 28, 2010

gaming handle

Nick name used when playing online video games

What's your gaming handle?

by Hugleit December 3, 2014

handle bars

A blonde girls pigtails, used for some good relations or some good oral sexual experiences.

Madonna used Britney Spears handle bars to get some good SHHEEOOTT!!

by hand job January 21, 2004

dickmop handle

The handle of a dickmop.

How's about getting your wife a dickmop handle?

by Meekrab1 June 10, 2011

handle dat

a phrase commonly used when a guy is tellin his friend to fuck da girl he with.

handle dat cuz

by miss crazy sexy cool August 21, 2003

pan handle

a pan handle is simply an erect penis, nuff said.

(also known as; cock, tickle stick, pink canoe, frankfurter, meat, dogs tail, milksnake, etc. I could go on)

"wheres george, i wish he wud leave the pan handle alone"

"man thats a man of a pan handle u got there, ya would find those kind where i come from coz i'm from texas"

by the vall meister December 8, 2004