"oh shit" handle

the handle above you head in a car or truck whenever an oh shit moment is about to happ

oh shit we're fixin to roll over earl grab the "oh shit" handle

by superneck December 28, 2013

Quicken Loans Cattle Handle

When you pay a discount rate for a dry handjob while on a business trip to a rural area. The Quicken Loans Cattle Handle usually occurs in the backseat of a crew cab Chevy 2x4, while the handjobist's father is trying to buy dip in the Love's Gas Station. If timed improperly the Quicken Loans Cattle Handle can have disastrous results, including STI's, Blueballs or a Napoleon Complex.

Man I had to go to Oklahoma on a work trip, The wife made me promise not to do any cheating so all I did was get a couple Quicken Loans Cattle Handles to clear my head.

I got a Quicken Loans Cattle Handle yesterday, but her dad got out of the shell before I could finish.

by Kort's favorite Buttboy April 23, 2018

Pussy handle

The handle in most cars that you hold if your old or a total pussy.

I don't have any pussy handles in my car so people are forced to be scared shitless by my driving.

by Jeff K October 10, 2002

oh shit handle

the handle that is attached to the interior of most cars above the window of the passenger seat. when riding with a dumbass driver, or haulin' ass through or around rush hour traffic, the oh shit handle becomes very convenient for whoever's riding shotgun.

oh shit handles should be used with a little caution, as one's hands could become one with the oh shit handle, and as unfortunate and unlikely as it seems you must first have your dick welded to a rock to have it removed.

by Black Button September 30, 2008

jug handle

The need to make one large curving right in order to make a left. The road branches and loops around onto itself, thus crossing the intersection straight instead of making a left.

Alright, go up route 35 north and take the first jug handle on the left after Red Bank. That should bring you to Oak Hill.

by mei0023 April 6, 2005

jug handle

When a bloke roots his own arse.

That bloke has such a long cock he gave himself a jug handle.

I was so stoked with my win at Risk I gave myself a jug handle.

by Mark M August 25, 2006

net handle

A screenname,username, or other form of naming yourself on the internet. Most often found in chat sites, profiling sites, instant messengers, and online games.

*see also Handle

My one friend changes her net handle on every site she uses, its so frustrating!

by Onyxflame March 1, 2009