HALLOWEEN

NOT just an excuse for girls to dress like complete sluts. Also an excuse for guys do dress as comfortably as possible in some ill-conceived "costume," and for both sexes to then get shitfaced and get laid, no matter how fat/ugly the accomplice. If you were born in July, you were probably conceived on Halloween- think about it!

Stacy: "Hi Tracy, know what you're going to be for HALLOWEEN?"

Tracy: "Well, I have this really short skirt..."

Stacy: "Great. Mark or some other guy will want to pork you if you wear it."

Tracy: "Yeah, I'll probably get porked, either by Mark or by a different person. After all it's HALLOWEEN."

by whynot porker November 20, 2007

haldodgers

The origin of haldodgers is derived from a little league baseball team and the player. Created 6 years ago.

Haldodgers(n):
1. A Slanted eyed, shovel face, rice patty chink gook.

2. Someone who is capable of consuming a massive amount of alcohol.

3. Someone who watches Baseketball religiously One racist motherfucker

4. One racist motherfucker

Damn, that Haldodgers just downed 28 shots of rum.

That Haldodgers called me a nigga!

Well isn't that funny, a Haldodgers working in the rice patties.

There's that Haldodgers quoting Baseketball again.

by FLOP December 1, 2004

Hallowbetes

Diabetes that results from eating a large amount of chocolate and sweet candies on or shortly after Halloween. It is a temporary condition if the patient returns to eating "food" containing protein, fiber, vitamins, and minerals.

I am so tired, and I keep having to drink and pee every hour. I think I have Hallowbetes!

by DrDeviance November 4, 2012

Halloween

Another excuse for girls to dress up as sluts and get away with it.

me: Dam Becky, put some more clothes on you slut.

Becky: No it's halloween!

by ilovesluts January 22, 2013

Halloween

An excuse of a holiday for teenage girls to dress up like sluts:)

What ever happened to innocent children in Wizard of Oz costumes on Halloween? You'll understand if you've seen Mean Girls

by hi_imanerdalert May 3, 2014

Halloween

The time of year where grown men can pretend they are only trick or treating to accompany their young son/daughter when in actuality they just want some candy.

Man: Oh god! I can't wait for the next Halloween!
Son: I think I am getting too old for trick or treating so I won't be going next year
Man: WHAT!

by DragonSlayer(aka Ace Renn) November 1, 2017

halloween

tomorrow...unless its not october 30th

this is halloween,this is halloween...

by Lesll October 30, 2018