Haggis Nyash

What fallen men, commonly by the name of Ayobami, devour on a daily basis

Ayobami - "Oh Meredith, that Haggis Nyash was so delightful! Please may I have some more?"

by Halal Jamal November 1, 2022

Tag-Haggery

Tagging someone's blog with lame tags cause you are too chicken to make a comment on their blog.

There sure is a lot of tag-haggery going on here.

by TequillaRules February 24, 2009

young haggle

A group a hotties whose ages total between 63 and 69.

He's on the prowl for a young haggle.

by Blah Blah Blah Blah June 20, 2014

hairy haggis

Scots. An adult penis.

"Hoots Jimmy, will ye stop playing wi' yer hairy haggis!" You dinnae impress me"

by The Curmudgeonly Scribbler June 20, 2018

Rainbow Haggis

When you eat so much candy that your insides probably look like a rainbow haggis.

"Ugh, I shouldn't have eaten all those skittles; I feel like a rainbow haggis."

by TheAustralianMoose27 March 6, 2020

Weekend Haggis

Your last resort person to hang out with. The dregs of your social life. If the alternative is staying home for the third Saturday night in a row, you call your weekend haggis.

You: I’m going for a drink with Tom tomorrow night.
Friend: I thought you didn’t like Tom?
You: yeah but he’s my weekend haggis.

by Jrefap June 26, 2021

Devil's haggis

Colostomy bag. Full to bursting. Possibly abandoned in a public space.

Don't kick that son, that's a Devil's haggis. Here, poke it with this stick.

by Cappo Fiddlé January 15, 2013