Hummer

1. n. A civilian version of a military Humvee. Gets approximately 0.001 miles per gallon. Driven mostly by rich assholes with small penises.
2. n. A blowjob so expertly given that the giver "hums", which greatly increases stimulation.

1. *guy crosses street, hit by Hummer that ran a red light*

Guy: I'm dying, call 911!
Hummer Driver: Fuck you! You scratched my Hummer! I'm gonna sue your ass!
2. Guy 1: I got the best friggin head last night! She was humming, and it felt great!
Guy 2: So you got a Hummer.

by AlabamaNibber January 30, 2016

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Hummer of the South

When you go down on a female and hum her genitals to a nice vibration. That’s called the hummer of the south. Originated in South Carolina.

Gunna wine and dine my girl tonight followed by a hummer of the south for dessert.

by Sumlez February 25, 2024

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two baw hummer

The act of taking both the scrotum and testicles in one's mouth while humming. Usually accompanied by masturbating the hummee

Last night was awesome min, wee Sally gave me a two baw hummer and I came all over her hair

by Justascot December 10, 2020

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sky hummer

A sky hummer is when you smoke tobacco in a plane while humming the words to the American national anthem

I sky hummered the shit out of that plane!

by StretchDude November 15, 2016

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strip club hummer

When a stripper puts her mouth on your penis and or testicles or all of the above, pants on, and breathes and vibrates your penis. Giant cock tease, but it is the strip club legal version of a traditional hummer.

I had a giant case of blue balls after the strip club hummers I got during all those lap dances at the Gold Club in dirty BR.

by Jamacha October 9, 2023

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