Homo Erectus

The name given to a person who gets hard ons (willingly or unwillingly) over another person of the same gender. Also the predecessor to modern man. Eg) A not so distant cousin of the cave-man.

The term originated in 18th century mongolia where native tribes referred to the pandas who would go on to destroy all erectile functions of their future children and thus destroy all chances of survival.

Others claim that the phrase was coined when Arturo Lupoli used it to describe the actions of team-mate Kerry Gilbert after a fifth round Carling Cup tie in 2005.

Finally it is argued that the phrase simply refers to the act of wanking vigourously in the toilets of the Oriental Buffet in Alperton.

Yo homie, i think nick is a bit of a Homo Erectus, specially after seeing him eyeing up dat foo over der called John.

Mother? There is no other.

by Homie_erectile_disfunction July 16, 2006

homo sapiens

A superficial, judgmental, spiteful resource devouring critter whose vast brainpower goes mostly unused. Most members of this species have a strong herd mentality. Unfortunately, the loudest members of this species have more influence over the herd than the most intelligent. In all likelihood, it will have the distinction of being a species with one of the shortest periods of survival in the history of the planet.

All other species on planet earth will breath a sigh of relief when homo sapiens dies out.

by great success April 17, 2010

Homo Satchel

A playful term used for a purse, bag, or satchel carried by a man which gives him the appearance of being gay.

Aaron: Hey, check out my new bag. The pleather shoulder strap makes it so comfortable to wear, and it goes with everything.

Levi: What bag? Oh, you mean that Homo Satchel! Do you use that to carry your tampons in?...Faggot

by Dirty Rogue October 21, 2009

Homo Explosion

1. When two or more people of the same gender participate in close relations in public
2. A sweet band

Sarah: Hey....let's go inside together alone

Julie: Okay sounds like a good idea!

Paul: WOW, Liza. Those two are making a homo explosion. Let's leave.

by mspoopydiaper June 18, 2010

Homo-Necropheliac

Someone who has a fetish for dead people who happen to be of the same sex.

While playing Halo 3 the other day, I was tea bagged by a bunch of homo-necropheliacs.

by The Big Scoop August 29, 2009

homo-cestuous

1. relating to an incestuous love affair between family members of the same gender. Most commonly between siblings.

Homo-cestuous is the new gay honey, everybodies doin it.

After the game when Eli and Peyton Manning hugged I got the feeling that at one time their relationship might have been homo-cestuous.

by Nikolai Vincinius October 28, 2010

Homo Cutlery

Homo Cutlery

When you accidentally take two of the same cutleries, two knives or two forks. Since homo means "the same".

- Damn, I got homo cutleries again but I'm too lazy to go and get a knife.
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- Seems like I took two knives instead of a knife and a fork.
- So you got a homo cutlery, tough break.

by 13ET May 14, 2011