home slice jelly roll

The whitest thing someone can say.

Well hello, my home slice jelly roll. Would you please join me for a little game of Dungeons and Dragons?

by sb18 November 19, 2007

Home sick at home

When one feels home sick, i.e. misses one's home and lifestyle, in his/her own home due to the prolonged stay of uninvited guests. There is literally guests' stuff everywhere. Whatever they like is being cooked too. They practically never wanna leave.

You are in your own house, but not really. Life begins to suck.

"My aunt has been here for two weeks now."

"Really? That sucks. How are you coping with it."

"I am going for counselling, cuz I feel home sick at home."

by Cat-JoJo October 16, 2009

Home-Wanker

One who habitually stays home, or in places comfortable to them. A condition often accompanied by heavy marijuana use and a pale pallor. Also described as someone with an unwillingness to show up for fun stuff.

Drummer: Oh man, we need Dylan to dial in that guitar solo! Did you call him?

Pianist: Yeah, but that home-wanker won't answer! You know he's playin' x-box or something.

by Alligator Fuck Master December 17, 2009

Home-School High-Five

-A person takes both of their arms and raises them above his/her head and slaps both of their hands together as if giving someone a high-five.

-The idea is that someone like a home-schooler wants to give someone a high-five when they get a math problem right, but there is no one around so they have to give themselves the high-five.

Isaac, that was such a dumb joke! You should give yourself a home-school high-five!

by Preston Stell June 20, 2007

Home of the Haze

Means washington heights the best fucking place on earth. Is located in Upper manhattan from about 155 to 207 st. The heart of it is 181st. Dominican territory all thee way. These days it be Getting mad diverse and shit but we still the number one dare. People being saying that dique it aint safe, but ive lived there all my lifee and in my defense i was never raped, robbed, or assaulted. Next to us is Harlem and Inwood, which is iight but nothing comes close to DA heights.

" yo i want some mofongo like right now bee "
"lets take the A uptown to Home of the Haze "

by yupzersforshizzle January 12, 2010

home alone special

A large cheese pizza that you plan on consuming entirely by yourself.

"My bitch is out for the night, so I snagged a 12 pack and a home alone special."

by l3lizz4rd July 7, 2005

home shopping network

The perfect oportunity for a bored housewife to buy a ton of useless shit on her husband's credit card.

$300 for a solar-powered toothbrush with a built-in hedge trimmer. I'll buy it!!

by Ninja Disaster June 19, 2003