The girl thought that the kid sitting next to her was a total squid, but she soon found out that the kid was equipped with his very own hog barrel, so she fucked him.
by lo Bessy October 26, 2013
Get the hog barrel mug.A passage way for hogs ( penises) to enter the booty pipe or vaginal cavity allowing the woman to climax / ejacualte. This is for our friend Lady Clitbird
by Mj2323 December 22, 2013
Get the hog shute mug.by Unstrung puppet March 28, 2016
Get the hog grubber mug.Crooked-dicked JimBob could make Tammy Sue cum everytime because his Hog Knuckle hit her G-spot just right.
by Jades5150 January 20, 2018
Get the Hog Knuckle mug.Hog meat describes a cock that has some significant weight to it. A nice balance of terrifying length and girth like a family sized can of soup.
Come on bro, we are almost to the finish line and this race is done.
Nah bro, been fighting this hog meat for the last mile.
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Ring me up for another 4lbs of hog meat. I don’t plan on walking right for a week straight.
Nah bro, been fighting this hog meat for the last mile.
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Ring me up for another 4lbs of hog meat. I don’t plan on walking right for a week straight.
by Cum Goblin April 10, 2019
Get the hog meat mug.A hog roast is a sex move preformed in a threesome by two guys and one girl. To do the hog roast one guy puts his penis in the girls mouth while the other guy puts his penis the girls anus or vagina. Then they proceeded to spin the girl round like a hog roast.
by Tictac21 November 4, 2019
Get the Hog Roast mug.A group of people or person that are/is crackheady', retarded, low-lives, inbred, or in general just dumb as two rocks fucking.
"Cleetus you Hog-Nosed Dirt Squirrel quit smoking meth everytime you do, you end up fucking the livestock!"... "One of these days your dumbass might actually fuck a female and knock up one of the poor bastards"
by Sly.Farron June 22, 2021
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