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Hawthorne Heights

Hawthorne Heights is the worst band in the world. With their emo lines, saying "cut my wrists and black my eyes", no wonder they have no friends. All fo them should be shot in their faces. No one gives a shit if their old boyfriend dumped them in '95. NO ONE CARES. Kill emos.
"dewd omg letz showr in da bathroom 2 gethir and listin 2 Hawthorne Heights bekuz we R gai emoz..."

In similar news, 100% of emos are homosexual.
by Brett1014 June 13, 2006
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Hawthorne Heights

DON'T SKIP THIS DEFINIFTION JUST BECAUSE IT LOOKS LONG. 'TIS ACTUALLY RATHER INTERESTING.

Fuckedy Fuck Fuck. I don't think I'd like many of you people much. You all think Hawthorne Heights sucks arse. Well here's some news for you.... THEY'RE THE SHIZZZZZZZ. The only person I really agree with is Wednesday 13 who wrote no. 28. They have excellent taste. *gives thumbs up*

Hawthorne Heights are from Ohio, as most other definitions may have stated, hence the song Ohio Is For Lovers. And no, i don't just like that song because it has the line, "So cut my wrists and black my eyes." And I liked it for the whole 57.5 seconds BEFORE that line came on for the first time. 'Tis an excellent song. And so are all their others. He's not even talking about cutting himself, really, coz it's just a way of describing how the girl, or I guess guy maybe, makes him feel.

All the li'l retards that put I-Hate-Hawthorne-Heights-ish definitions, you obviously haven't done yo' research now have you. You've just gone and labelled it as "just another crap emo band". Well I don't think ANY emo bands are crap (noting that Simple Plan, Good Charlotte ect do NOT fall into the emo category - thankgodforthat) but Hawthorne Heights really is something special. Sometimes I even cry when I listen to their stuff. But I guess it really matters what music you listen to in the first place.

EMO - FOR - MOTHERFUCKING - EVARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR.
All who oppose, well FUCK YOU.
Tehe. I can be such a try hard sometimes. Ah well.
Learn how to spell, idiots.
Everybody say it with me... "HAWTHORNE HEIGHTS RULES!!"

Download, err, I mean, buy *coughs* songs - The Transition
- Ohio Is For Lovers
- Niki FM.
- Dead In The Water
- This Is Who We Are
- Saying Sorry
And if you like them at first listen, look up the lyrics too. They are just as important. :)

"You tried your best and you knew it wouldn't last"
"To tell me how you feel in 5 words or less"
"These colours will not change; You change the way I see them"
"Close the door; lock it tight. Then I'll know you're safe tonight. Put on a song, that means the most. Believe I'm there, and hold me close"
"Let's take back words, that turn to scars"
"It's everything you wanted; the mark you always missed"
"Because you kill me"
"I'm outside of your window, with my radio"
"Shine on, diamond eyes"
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