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Guinea Blow

When you plug one nostril with your finger and blow out of the other nostril with everything you have, sending a snot projectile out of your nose. Similar to farmers blow only gayer and Italians do it.
Santana had to get goo out his nose so he fired off a Guinea blow onto the street.
by HauseBabes February 11, 2025
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Guinea pig

a fat potato that lives off of hay and veggies
by ALLTHENAMESARETAKENRAAAAHH September 23, 2025
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Guinea pig

Cute furry chubby patato creature always looking for food
Person 1: Yoooo i’m getting a guinea pig!
Person 2: yooo bro thats so cool
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Guinea pig

A cute furry potato as what people say although it is toxic to them
by I like guinea pigs :> March 28, 2020
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The sex drive of the eary test subjects for Viagra..
Good God he was banging away on me for hours, and I feel a little over come now, he goes at it like viagra guinea pig...
by Sunnydays45 June 9, 2011
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Guinea

Guinea is a part of Gloucester county Virginia that is home to British watermen who isolated themselves in the marshes after the revolutionary war. Due to the isolation the Guinea men have developed their own culture and almost an unrecognizable dialect. They are some of the best watermen on the bay but also the craziest fuckers I’ve ever met.
Mama always told me never to drive through Guinea at night. Those inbred fucks will chop me up and put me in a crab pot.
by Chesapeake01 March 18, 2022
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guinea pigs

when a couple argues real bad all the way home. then they prepare food while still arguing hurting each others' feelings like its nothing. during dinner they chew snaringly and fight over ridiculous stuff like buying 600g of plums instead of 500. then they wash the dishes and tidy up calling each other names ("useless whore", "brainless brick") and insulting families. then they watch the news while threatening to end their relationship, both of them hardening out of delusions of pride, honour, dignity. neither one willing to simply change their perspective for a minute to witness the comedy of their scene.
at five to twelve the couples' two guinea pigs start procreating in their cage facing the bewildered, silenced couple. a lot of wheezing, puffing and blowing, stamping and trampling.
by Krkič October 15, 2019
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