Guinea pig

Cute furry chubby patato creature always looking for food

Person 1: Yoooo i’m getting a guinea pig!
Person 2: yooo bro thats so cool

by HelloHelloHelloidontpaytaxes😀 December 26, 2023

Peruvian guinea pig

The type of guinea pig people think of when they think of long haired guinea pigs. They got that fur that touches the floor, and you can cut it to make your guinea pig look emo.

I gave my peruvian guinea pig a shave.

by VioletThePurple February 24, 2023

Papua New Guinea Tailpipe

Getting gangbanged by exactly 27 men in Papua New Guinea while sticking your penis in a lubed up tailpipe

I just got Papua New Guinea tailpiped

by The Papua New Guinea tailpiper April 23, 2025

Guinea Pigs

The cutest animal on Earth.

Guinea Pigs must be some amazing pets. :)

by DinoTheBest123 December 27, 2021

Guinea pig

A cute furry potato as what people say although it is toxic to them

Did you know GUINEA pigs poop 20 times an hour?!

by I like guinea pigs :> March 28, 2020

Papua New Guinea Tailpipe

Getting gangbanged by exactly 27 men in Papua New Guinea while sticking your penis in a lubed up tailpipe

I just Papua New Guinea tailpiped

by The Papua New Guinea tailpiper April 23, 2025

Guinea pig

The root of all evil

Unsuspecting person: I want a pet!
Guinea pig: Squeak squeak (Translation: I just sold my soul. I would like to eat you now.)
Unsuspecting person: Oh my god I want it! I'm naming her Angel!
News reporter: Unsuspecting person was murdered and eaten in their own house by Angel the guinea pig...

by meljogo March 9, 2021