by DonnyDucky September 27, 2017
Get the Feeding the guinea pigmug. by ALLTHENAMESARETAKENRAAAAHH September 23, 2025
Get the Guinea pigmug. 
when a couple argues real bad all the way home. then they prepare food while still arguing hurting each others' feelings like its nothing. during dinner they chew snaringly and fight over ridiculous stuff like buying 600g of plums instead of 500. then they wash the dishes and tidy up calling each other names ("useless whore", "brainless brick") and insulting families. then they watch the news while threatening to end their relationship, both of them hardening out of delusions of pride, honour, dignity. neither one willing to simply change their perspective for a minute to witness the comedy of their scene.
at five to twelve the couples' two guinea pigs start procreating in their cage facing the bewildered, silenced couple. a lot of wheezing, puffing and blowing, stamping and trampling.
by Krkič October 15, 2019
Get the guinea pigsmug. The type of guinea pig people think of when they think of long haired guinea pigs. They got that fur that touches the floor, and you can cut it to make your guinea pig look emo.
by VioletThePurple February 24, 2023
Get the Peruvian guinea pigmug. by Jelange222 July 28, 2014
Get the Guinea Pigmug. Getting gangbanged by exactly 27 men in Papua New Guinea while sticking your penis in a lubed up tailpipe
by The Papua New Guinea tailpiper April 23, 2025
Get the Papua New Guinea Tailpipemug.