avant guard

1 The leading edge of an army the very front
2 The cutting edge of popular arts and culture

MTV used to be so avant gaurd. Now they are has beens. Go back to 24/7 videos.

by No use for a name August 01, 2005

Rash Guard

A thin shirt made out of a stretchy material worn by surfers. It is worn on the upper body to protect from reef rash.

Brian wore a Rash Guard after that big hit he took last month and tore up his back.

by Andrea May 06, 2005

car guard

A derogatory term for a person that looks like he dresses poorly, or any other trait that is similar to a car guard. It is also an insulting term even if the person it is directed to resembles nothing of a car guard.

Your Mother's a card guard.

by vinniepaz June 08, 2005

guard mentality

Guard mentality is the mentality of a person on a defense oriented state of mind. He (or she) interprets sentances stated towards the person in a negative or insulting manner.

Dude that guy there has a total guard mentality

by Operator May 13, 2004

Tard Guard

(n.) A device put on top of water bottles to prevent the liquid inside from splashing you when you drink, referred to in the more formal name as a "splash guard". Only a true retard would need a guard to prevent him/her from pouring their drink upon his/herself.

-"OMG dude he just put a Tard Guard on his water bottle!"
-"what a retard!"

by johnsonraymenhymen August 03, 2009

irish guards

not irish at all,its a regiment of the british army made up mostly of protestants from the north of ireland and english/scots/welsh. they are offensive and nothing to do with ireland see irish rangers every st paddys day they march before their beloved fuckin queen of england with their regimental mascot a wolfhound and recieve shamrocks from their queen!.

irish guards bastards aint irish at all.

by da origanal playa June 04, 2006

cooch guard

the female equivalent to a cock block

*talking to the Hulk*
Rose: Yeah, it's green.

Kitty: Hey, Rose! *walking up with Gay-tard*

Rose: ...oh, haii, Kitty, Gay-Tard.

Kitty: Oh, i see ur busy, let's go Gay-tard!

Gay-Tard: Hulk, let's talk about Batman and Underworld.

Rose: Dood, you are seriously being a cooch guard right now.

Kitty: Yeah.

Gay-Tard: Oh, ok. *Stomps off*

by Rose R. November 25, 2009