guacamole dick

ones dick who smells of guacamole

Girl, how you gonna fuck that dude with his ol guacamole dick

by Big Arlem October 3, 2004

Guacaholie

The act of storing a delicious guacamole spread around the anus hole for the day's duration only to be followed by one's partner/partners eating/sucking/slurping this delicious guacaholie from the forbidden area. ;)

Bring the chips and margaritas baby, because tonight we're having a guacaholie party! I'll invite our kinky friends.

by gahlee! May 12, 2011

Guacaruna

A term usually associated with people of low intelligence or without common sense.

Response to someone asking a very obvious question. "What are you, some type of guacaruna?"

by Cyan The Man September 13, 2011

Guaka guaka

Same as hubba hubba, hanky panky, chananigans. Or simply fooling around.

xx: Yesterday was fun, I mean why wouldn't it?
yy: Sure it was. You got some guaka guaka going on yesterday?

by Best_pseudonym_ever September 10, 2013

Anal guacamole

When a girl gets the runs after anal sex
"Hey babe lets go to the movies"
" Sorry, I had fun last night but; I have severe anal guacamole"

If a guy gets anal guacamole he's queer

by Jeauxxx March 28, 2015

Guacamole Shotgun

When severe explosive diarrhea collides with a weak O-Ring at a high velocity (Normally catching the shitter by surprise). Usually a severe illness causes the fluidy, green-tinged shit.
Digestive fluid will typically cause assburn.

'Normal', brown, explosive/projectile diarrhea is usually referred to as a Chocolate Shotgun. The difference being in color and the presence of assburn (only seen with the Guacamole Shotgun, other severe illness-related shitting, or very large, healthy pieces of shit).

Bleeding has been known to occur.

Dana: "Holy shit! How's the porcelain on my throne melting?"

Big D: "No joke? Musta been that Guacamole Shotgun I discharged a few minutes ago. It has to be, the assburn is killing me..."

Dana: "W'Teh FUCK?!"

by The_Justin December 13, 2008

gackaddict

some one that does alot of meth, same as gackaholic. from the words "gacked" an "addict". to be said as a joke.

whats up you'll gacked, on one, gackaholics you damm gackaddict

by S. 22nd street October 20, 2006