greenhouse effect

the cumulative effect of 200-odd years of industrialisation and thinking that we're (the human race) smart. Fossil fuels should be banned!

If we're so smart at using dirty fuels and creating the greenhouse effect, we can be smart enough to use solar energy like the plants do and reverse the greenhouse effect.

by dukuhead February 4, 2007

greenhouse gases

A phrase coined by corporate cocksuckers to create a market for "environmentally friendly" products, when of course they are nothing of the sort. Pop those two words into an advertisement and you have gullable morons buying your product by the droves.

GREENHOUSE GAS ALERT! Try our good wholesome whole wheat bread rich with amino acids, probiotic cultures, and more bullshit phrases that have been cleverly implimented into your lives in order to get us rich! BUY OUR BREAD YOUR CHILDREN'S SAFETY DEPENDS ON IT! GREENHOUSE GASSES !

Everytime you buy a product that mentions greenhouse gases, Jesus crys.

by the_goose April 17, 2008

greets

a sexy word, often used by women named olga. can mean many things, whatever you want, often sexual and provocative, even when used as a greeeting!

i want to fuck you in the greets, hard.

dayum baby where you get that greets

HELLO, I WANT YOUR GREETS

by shoesypattoooot March 21, 2010

Greenhorn

It is someone that is very very very proud to be a true Portugee.

Joao Ferreira is such a Portuguese greenhorn

by pSMOB/06 October 29, 2019

greetard

NOUN: Walmart Greeter

An employee hired by Walmart for the sake of being able to say that they will hire retards. Just another reason to not go to Walmart.

Bill: Dude, I don't want to go to Walmart, I'm afraid I'll step in the greetards shit.

Jim: Yeah, they should at least get someone to clean up after him.

by spacecoyote17 September 8, 2008

Greenhead

The worst pest on the face of the Earth. Looks like a horsefly, buzzes like a bee, bites like a f***ing shark. Local mostly to marshes and swampy areas on the East Coast, it's a rather bland looking little bugger that bites you, spills your blood, then mashes its head into the open wound and spreads its (nonfatal-but-painful) poison all over it. The wound hurts like hell and bleeds a lot.

And there are a lot of them.

Tourist: "Look, a mosquito!"
Local: "Pffft..."
Tourist: "Look, a wasp!"
Local: "Pfft."
Tourist: "Is that a horsefly?"
Local: "GREENHEAD! GET UNDER THE F***ING WATER!"

by CapeLocal August 27, 2013

latino greeting

Expelling flatulance in or around the proximity of another's head. Particularly after eating large amounts of beans or other noxious fume causing foods.

When he bent over to tie his shoe, I gave my buddy a huge latino greeting. He almost threw up, because he said he could taste the fumes.

by Harvidge May 6, 2006