Schrodinger’s glory hole

When you are using a gloryhole and it could be enthier a man or woman on the other side. It be thought of as simultaneously being both a man and woman or neither.

Last night at ‘El Sak’ I was pondering the concept of Schrodinger’s glory hole

by Brent’s Johnson October 21, 2017

Schrödinger's Gloryhole

When you're at a glory hole and you're not sure if the person that's sucking your dick is man or women so its both gay and not gay

" Is that a man or women sucking my dick" (its Schrödinger's Gloryhole)

by Arty_boi October 16, 2021

goody goody two shoes

A term commonly used as an insult towards one who precisely obeys guidelines and rules all too often,usually in school for praise or recognition.

"She's a straight A student.She always does her work and listens to the teacher.What a goody goody two shoes".

by R@nd0mP3r$0n November 20, 2013

Goofy Looking Fool

a guy that is goofy looking usually seen with a hot girl. you can find them from coast to coast usually in malls. GFL's are usually fat or chubby with a scruffy appearance and yellow teeth.

"how did that goofy looking fool get such a hot girl?"

by 666jiggaboo August 27, 2008

gooey waffle

The male mounts the female and ejaculates on a flat surface of the female's body. After ejaculation, he grabs a fly swatter and slaps the pool of semen, therefore causing a (gooey waffle).

Female: "Oh god give it to me! Give me the gooey waffle!"

Male: "Uhhhh here it comes, the GOOEY WAFFLE!!!!! (male ejaculates all over female's back and swats her with fly swatter)

by natelex February 14, 2009

glory hunter

Someone who supports a team in the Premier League that is fashionable and/or very successful at the time. In recent times used in reference to a Chelsea fan due to their rapid success now they have loads of money from a dodgy Russian.

"They aren't real fans, they're just a bunch of glory hunters jumping on the bandwagon!"

by half orange December 11, 2008

Gooey Duck

The act of lifting your penis and pressing ones ball sack against a translucent surface (usually a shower door). Almost always combined with an attempt to get an unsuspecting victim to look at the display. The victim sees something shaped like a large clam (like a "geoduck" --pronounced gooey duck), hence the name)

1. Chaz just totally gave his fiance, Ann, the gooey duck. I wonder if she'll still marry him?
2. Goddamn! I just got the gooey duck from Andy. I think I'm blind!

by killer jr October 23, 2008