Mess with the labbo, you get the stabbo

Labrador Retrievers are the sweetest dogs EVER, that is until you mess with them. If you mess with a Labrador Retriever, it is NOT gonna be good for you. At all.

Human: Hey Benny, do you want to...
Labrador Retriever: *perks up*
Human: HA!!! Just kidding.
Labrador Retriever: Mess with the labbo, you get the stabbo.

by Pialinist November 23, 2023

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by IPromiseToDoWhatIPromised May 23, 2025

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by UrbanDictionaryLikesMugs February 08, 2025

How did you get this answer?

The f**king most useless follow-up to a question in an exam or test. Don't know why the f**k it exists.

"Question 5 finished... What's question 6? "How did you get this answer?" What do you expect? I OBVIOUSLY F**KING USED MY BRAIN!!!!! HOW DO TEACHERS COME UP WITH SUCH STUPID QUESTIONS???"

by CantThinkOfAnActuallyGoodName April 12, 2021

lifes a beach then you get sand in your knickers

its all fun & games...then not so much...

shit happens...life sucks etc etc...

by the time a woman is 35 she knows lifes a beach then you get sand in your knickers.

by baglady2713 July 04, 2018

'spankin gets you 'wankin

Basically means if you try your best, you'll succeed.

Mark: damn it! I failed my pee pee test!
Tod: You know what they say 'spankin gets you 'wankin

when Bonnie meets Clyde

by Linda Lazania October 05, 2017

Get you right

It's a way of saying you're going to do a good job at something for the sake of somebody.

You: Damn it. I applied my screen protector wrong!
Your best friend: Don't worry, imma get you right.

You: Thank you so much. Glad I know someone who can fix this.

by CalamityCloud December 16, 2023