Geriacne

Pronunciation: Jer-e-ak-nee

A disorder of the skin caused by inflammation glands and hair follicles; specifically; a form found chiefly in already disgusting elderly, or "geriatric" individuals. Typically identified by pus laden marks on the face however, geriacne can be found all over an individuals wrinkled and otherwise unappealing body.

My chief concern as I age seems to be whether or not I will experience geriacne.

by Nellers November 6, 2008

Geranda

The name for the pairing of Gerard Way and Amanda Way. Similar to Brangelina and/or Tomkat.

Geranda is the cutest celebrity couple ever.

by A.Way September 30, 2008

Geri-Block

To have your path obstructed by a group of geriatrics. Typically happening while shopping or while using public transit, a single senior or a group of pre-corpses can cause issues for movement. There is typically nothing that can be done to remove them. It is recommended to wait in an adjacent area or store until the path is clear. You could excuse yourself, but their feeble eyes and ears are ill-equipped to notice anyone nearby half the time making the effort moot. This can also be used to describe the wasted time used by some old fart while at a cashier or fumbling to get a needed pass or ticket.

Person 1: Hey, what took you so long to get groceries?

Person 2: Seniors day today, whole store was a massive geri-block. Took forever just to get to the back for milk. You do it next time.

by elekin September 25, 2008

Geinhode

Word made by mashing the keyboard in anger, and that is what it means
"To mash the keyboard in anger"

Shaye was getting more and more distressed with her computer, finally giving up she Geinhoded in anger and walked away

by grim596 March 15, 2009

geri-cherry

Menopausal women's vaginal tissue breaks down and weakens, resulting in tearing and bleeding during normal intercourse.

"Dude, I banged my mom's best friend and popped her geri-cherry!"

by FourthStooge November 8, 2015

Garintha

When a male cuts the tip of he's penis off and feeds it to his pets, most commonly dogs.

Jason: hey Peter what are you doing?
Peter: I'm just doing garintha!!

by Peter.abe456 June 4, 2016

Geren’d

The extreme pressure from a thumping causing a woman’s pelvis to shatter.

Man,my girl came over last night so I geren’d her shit.

by Eljojito718 January 11, 2018