gerbil

When a girl gets up under you, lifts up your balls, and licks your gooch like a gerbil does licking his/her water.

"We'll give you 20 bucks if you gerbil Jon"

by Jonnie Blaze October 7, 2011

remove gerbil from horn

some brass players have a problem with this. Oftentimes, a small mammal is
lodged inside the horn.

French horns, will you please remove
the gerbil from your fucking horn!
phhhthp phhthp phhtp phhthp ptp!

by 420hitter December 4, 2002

Geraint

Geraint,is often the word that people use to decribe a bumlick.He has a limited selection of clothes and doesn't often wash.Another common feature of a Geraint is to often not where underwear.

steven:why is that boy following us.

Jacob:I don't no but he smells like shit.

Steven:What a Geraint

by Tony Blessingson March 23, 2009

gerbilling

A sexual practice found in urban legends told by heterosexuals with a sick mind and an over-active imagination.

by Cimmerian Southpaw November 17, 2006

Gerbil Smog

The foul odor that eminates from a decomposing gerbil in a human rectum.

Whew, Bob sure has some bad gerbil smog today!

by Bert LaCoste January 27, 2007

gerbil

verb. to shove a gerbil up an unsuspecting fellows ass, typically done in a punitive manner for having sexually violated another man who was not homosexual.

They gerbiled Bert last night while he was sleeping soundly and then let a few gerbils loose in his apartment so that he would think it just crawled up there.

by nick November 17, 2006

Gerbling

The process of dipping a tampon in alcohol and inserting it in ones rectum. The name coming from the tampons appearance simularitys to a little white mouse. And the actual act of shoving it up your ass. Not unlike the act of gerbling with a rodent and a tube. The alcohol is absorbed faster and easier than being consumed.

Hey babe give me a tampon i wanna do some gerbling before class.

by Supermac1232 January 11, 2011