Mangy Gerbil

Bowel distress, unplanned or recurring porcelain demolition.

Why can't you come to the game with us? Sorry, I've got a mangy gerbil...

by SimmyMatty December 03, 2018

The Gerbil

A coworker who gets constant promotions because he is so far up the boss’s ass that he’s like a gerbil in a homo’s poop shoot.

Hear about The Gerbil? He’s a fucking director now!

by Thug wanna June 23, 2023

gerbil

someone who likes old men

rhea mcanenny loves robert downey jr. she is a gerbil
stupid creep

by slxc August 26, 2019

Gerbil

The act of inserting gerbils rectally for sexual pleasure.

Man: I’m bored of these positions, can we try something new?
Woman: How about we gerbil?
Man: What’s that?
Woman: It’s where you insert gerbils into your ass for pleasure.
Man: Let’s do it!!!!

by Urdickismine December 02, 2021

Gerbil

A gerbil is just a happy rat.

Chris: "look at my pet Gerbil."
Jensen: "It is just a happy rat."

by Supernatural/MarvelNerd May 06, 2020

gerbil

Cute little rodent that will make your eyes ligit POP! you will fall in love with it right away!

I got a got a gerbil for my b-day! sooooooo cute! I want to give him the world! I love his beady li'l eyes!!!

by hgfhiohjrigoesra March 19, 2024

Gerbil

Smol, cute, cuddly, brainless and completely useless for any real world task

Jim's great but completely gerbil without a 900 page guidebook on hand

by Cock sparkles March 16, 2022