Thirsty Gerbil

When you lie face down on the roof of a car with a sunroof, with your penis dangling, while someone is pleasuring you with their mouth.

She was slopping my knob like a thirsty gerbil

by Rockduster February 21, 2024

Gerbil

A gerbil is just a happy rat.

Chris: "look at my pet Gerbil."
Jensen: "It is just a happy rat."

by Supernatural/MarvelNerd May 6, 2020

gerbil o clock

The time of day you inject gerbils into your system. One cage is at the mouth, one at the asshole, and gerbils are let in to explore until one is turned inside out by the gerbil conga. Done at exactly 11:14AM preferably on tuesdays. Popular with gay men. The time of day is incredibly important to those performing the act for symbolic reasons. Time specific gerbilling

Wow, Gerry! It's Gerbil O Clock! Everybody pray for Gerry!

by EwoksinspaceUrbanDictionary December 26, 2017

FLIPPY FLOPPY SLOPPY TOPPY PURPLE SLURPLE GERBIL NURPLE

WHEN YO ASS SO DESPERATE FOR GOOD GRADES YOU GOTTA GET THAT FLIPPY FLOPPY SLOPPY TOPPY PURPLE SLURPLE GERBIL NURPLE DEAL FROM YO TEACHER.

STUDENT: IM LOW ON FUGGIN GRADEEES
TEACHER: GIVE ME THE FLIPPY FLOPPY SLOPPY TOPPY PURPLE SLURPLE GERBIL NURPLE TREATMENT, MY LIL WHORE

by genemutant November 22, 2023

gerbil

Cute little rodent that will make your eyes ligit POP! you will fall in love with it right away!

I got a got a gerbil for my b-day! sooooooo cute! I want to give him the world! I love his beady li'l eyes!!!

by hgfhiohjrigoesra March 18, 2024

Gerbil Offender

When you really love gerbils.

Girl:look at the cute gerbils
Man:I wanna touch the gerbils.

Girl: nu

Man:is touching gerbils
FBI: OPEN UP!!

Gerbil offender

When you offended a Gerbil.

by I_got_a_rat_in_my_ass February 21, 2021

Gerbil Gliding

Verb action A Group of friends (2 or more) bend over in a knee and hand position and push out the lubed gerbil out of the anus. (After lubing said gerbil and inserting into anus) The furthest distance wins.

Kyle, Lyle, and I lubed the gerbils and bent over and squeezed. Kyles' gerbil went the furthest as he won the competition. The gerbil gliding competition was complete.

by Darkerone March 20, 2025