Red Gerard

17-year-old snowboarder Red Gerard, the first American to win a gold medal in the PyeongChang Winter Olympics 2018, who upon realizing he placed first after his third run, promptly said “holy fuck” on national television. Not only this, he overslept his alarm for the event and lost his coat, needing to borrow his roommates. He’s the new patron saint to teenagers everywhere, and the hero America deserves.

Also, a phrase now used to describe a person down to their final option in a dire situation and pulling through beautifully.

“Adam pulled a Red Gerard when he landed a home run after two strikes.”

by DaleThePig February 16, 2018

Gerard Way

He is a God. Frontman of the exceptional My Chemical Romance. He has the voice of an angel. Black hair that would shame the midnight sky and beautiful eyes that you could fall into, lips so tender you would want to vanish inside his kiss. Like a pill of sweetness, once you taste him you're addicted

I miss you, I miss you, so far.
And the collision of your kiss that made it so hard.

by stainedblackrose December 26, 2004

Gerard Way

The product of twenty eight years of perfect ageing that is too hot for most of the population to handle.

The person in MCR that looks the hottest is Gerard Way (disclaimer:this is a matter of opinion)

by four wafflez March 25, 2005

Dirty Geraldo

The Dirty Geraldo is very similar to the Dirty Rodriguez, in this case the male sticks his penis in a female's ass and wipes the remnants on the female's upper lip profusely, but is required to be performed with a large penis thus creating a larger area of mustache resembling that of Geraldo Rivera.

Kaydee was getting bored with her previous Dirty Sanchez's and Rodriguez's, from other guys, complaining the smell faded away too fast ... so I gave her a Dirty Geraldo she would never forget! Rumor has it, it's still there to this day.

by Charlie Muurphy February 15, 2007

Gerard Way

That sexy lead singer of My Chemical Romance. Currently a beautifully sassy redhead, as of 2011. Has an awesome voice, and an awesome mind from what he shows. He is chill, he is hot, he is sassy, he is sexy, he is amazing. ^.^

I am OBSESSED with My Chem and its lead singer Gerard Way!

by cozy blanket July 13, 2011

Gerard

THE BEST FRIGGIN SINGER ON THE FACE OF THE PLANET! He has amazing vocals and, as a person, when he speaks its from the heart. Not to mention his good looks. =

Gerard is the singer of MCR.

by IronMaidenIsLove October 9, 2008

Gerard

a kid with lack of self control, but funny as shit, and thinks every joke has sexual innuendo. Hes good at all sports and has tons of friends and gets all the chicks. Hes smart and will end up at a good college. Gerard is french for "huge dick." A gerard usually gets a ton of girls.

Dude, look its Gerard - that kid is so hot and funny.

by Jezus Christ January 13, 2009