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old geezer skeezer

this is a special lady who only goes after the grandfather figures. She is not happy unless there is a 40 year age gap and he resembles some sort of long dead army general. The old geezer skeezer is usually a version of trailor trash, though not specifically living in a trailor, she has the low morals of a swamp puddle and tends to think she is all that and a bag of chips. But unfortunatly the bag has a hole in it and the contents are stale, none too tasty, and just plain boring.
Why can't that red head girl marry guys her own age, she is such an old geezer skeezer.
by lucyploser March 22, 2010
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Geezing

The act of spending time being completely engaged in doing nothing important or relevant.
Betty: Hey- what are you doing at the computer?
Mike: Nothing- just geezing through a Wiki.
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Geezer

slang for any "salt of the earth" type bloke you might meet in the street.
Geezer! Geezer! Mines a kebab.
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Geeze, that really sucks.
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Walk into a Nursing Home and you get thrusted upon geezers
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