old geezer skeezer

this is a special lady who only goes after the grandfather figures. She is not happy unless there is a 40 year age gap and he resembles some sort of long dead army general. The old geezer skeezer is usually a version of trailor trash, though not specifically living in a trailor, she has the low morals of a swamp puddle and tends to think she is all that and a bag of chips. But unfortunatly the bag has a hole in it and the contents are stale, none too tasty, and just plain boring.

Why can't that red head girl marry guys her own age, she is such an old geezer skeezer.

by lucyploser March 22, 2010

Geezing

The act of spending time being completely engaged in doing nothing important or relevant.

Betty: Hey- what are you doing at the computer?
Mike: Nothing- just geezing through a Wiki.

by Habbie January 26, 2011

geezer bird

A girl who dresses or looks like a man.
Also see Mushmalt

Shes a right geezer bird

by Ben Davis November 6, 2003

Geezus

an expression of joy, hate, laughter, murderous intent, or retardation

Guy 1: GEEZUS!

Guy 2: So... was that murderous intent or joy?

by Brain the Bran Muffin March 3, 2011

Geezer

slang for any "salt of the earth" type bloke you might meet in the street.

Geezer! Geezer! Mines a kebab.

by mook December 3, 2002

geeze

it is short for gee-wizz.

Geeze, that really sucks.

by Maisy Metrix February 15, 2006

geezers

Old People, usually drive extremely slow.

Walk into a Nursing Home and you get thrusted upon geezers

by cat g October 29, 2007