Geyzer

A derogatory term for a promiscuous bloke/lad whose only ability is that of ejaculating.

Quite often completely docile, Geyzers are incapable of conversations that steer away from their central cause in life, ejaculating again and again in whoever and whatever is around.

Richie's been a proper Geyzer since he started taking them pills. He said once he's come, he has to come again and again.....

by Benncm February 28, 2011

Grazer

A foul and deplorable person who scoffs munch all over a supermarket. Can refer to a customer or an employee. It is an act of gross misconduct and a sackable offence. The most common form of Grazing occurs in the produce section, grapes being the number 1 grazed product in the UK. An employee caught grazing will have "Grazer" posters put up in staff rooms as a person to watch out for. You do not want to be glassed as a "Known Grazer" or people will start following you round when you do your shopping.

That Nathan is such a Grazer, he got caught Grazing at Tesco and ate all the grapes in the store. His dismissal form reads "Known Grazer". Armed with grapes and dangerous.

by Unrulyvictim August 14, 2016

geezer

A person who enjoys consuming large amounts of alcohol, acting rowdy, and splitting peoples wigs. All because they have entirely too much time on their hands.

Believe me, you don't want to go to that party. It'll be full of geezers, all getting sloppy and looking for trouble.

by Detrick M. Roberson March 22, 2004

Geezer

Slang An old person, especially an eccentric old man.

Different form of middle English word - guiser (gysar), masquerader. It means to dress in disguise

WORD HISTORY: The word goes back to a custom at Christmas where people would dress up and give presents to the poor. Normally it was old men who were well established who would dress up.

The geezer just walked right out in the road

by claymuir October 5, 2005

jack dylan grazer

a famous actor that stared in 'IT' that deceived many people into thinking he was a sweet caring and innocent person, instead he is an abusive man that lies and cheats on women.

person 1:*2020* hes so sweet
person 1: *july 2021* istg im going to kill this whore he fucking abused cylia and other people
jack dylan grazer: ALL LIES!!

by hahahahahaYouFuckedUp July 18, 2021

Gazers

eyeballs or whatever you want it to mean

i’m gonna hit you in ur gazers dude

by GAZERDUDE101 August 16, 2019

Geezer

british slang, a term used by young people to say hello to thier respected friends.

howsit going geeza? fancy a pint?
yeh man...
nice one

by matty July 5, 2005