mass or gas

the game played when one does not know the rumblings of the colon ismass or gas. one can choose mass, and tighten the sphincter and wait to go to a safe location or one can choose gas and releasing the floodgates, thus either farting or shitting their pants. months of ridicule may ensue as well as violence if done on a road trip

I was on my way to phoenix and the rest stop was closed so i decided to play mass or gas. i lost and shit my pants.

by tubanerd2007 March 29, 2010

Nasty Gas

It is a canadian saying meaning "fallen for someone".

I have nasty gas for you bradley.

by ridethatmalebuffalo October 21, 2010

gas job

A gas truck. Often used to express distaste that it's not a diesel.

Billybob1: That's a sweet Ford!
Billybob2: Yeah but that ain't no Powerstroke, that's a gas job...

by Ajewman April 3, 2017

Gas and Pass

When one silently farts and walks away to let the rest of the group rot in the stenchy smell of his ronchy gas.

Dude! Did you just gas and pass?!

by MacGruver August 19, 2010

Gas cunt

An Irish slang term for “Funny guy”

Often heard in North Dublin

Eg: “Did you hear your man James down in the pub last night, he’s a gas cunt that fella”

by CharlieHarper216 May 7, 2020

Anal Gas

Natural gas up yo ass

Damn that boy got some anal gas,
He got dat natural gas up his ass

by John Cheese Meluch April 15, 2019

ga jun

ga jun replaces any adjective, verb, noun, adverb, and pronoun that can be used in any situation.

" i just ordered some ga jun from the deli"
"wow that ga jun is so big"
"oops i dropped my ga jun"
"ga jun cut his ga jun with a ga jun"
"my ga jun had an accident"
"lets meet in your apartment so we can ga jun"
"did you ga jun her already?"
"hey mike pass the ga jun for my burger"
"wow this math hw is super ga jun"
"we must clean up, my gajun is coming"

by gajunlao October 26, 2009