Government Facebook

n. a slang term to describe the sex offender registry online.

Man he got busted for rape I guess he gets to join government facebook.

by Aterrex January 3, 2009

Child of The Government

A person who believes anything they are told about the government and refuses to take into consideration any other points of view,

"If its illegal, its bad for you"

"You are such a child of the government!"

by Scruffy Joe913 December 12, 2009

govern-meant

1. A term reflecting the excessive amount of spin, misdirection, butt-covering, and massaged statistics that come from our elected officials. Recognized by the fact that a spinmeister must "clarify" what a politician meant whenever he sticks his foot deep into his mouth.

VeeP Biden: "Swine flu? I wouldn't go anywhere in confined spaces."

Staff: "What the VeeP meant to say was..."

Another fine example of govern-meant.

by just_warming_up September 2, 2009

government slug

One who sucks benefits off the Government. Or has no desire to work , cause all they have ever known is hand-outs. Aka " On the Dole" aka " the Wood Tick"

How can you date that girl, she has no future, she's a government slug!

by The Bigtoe February 13, 2014

government heat

Having the heat turned up extremely high. Origins in projects where the heat is paid for by the government so people living there will blast it all the time.

Ooh, I need to take off my coat, they're blasting that government heat in here.

by Ianthe April 19, 2007

Government Mule

Jobber in the old Mid-South territory and nephew of the Junkyard Dog. Stole Jim Ross’s then-girlfriend, resulting in Ross getting revenge by trolling him on air every night by bringing up his pitiful win/loss record.

Jim Ross: He's getting beaten like a government mule!

by SKI_R-d-obot October 28, 2006

government cheese

money through welfare

"I get my government cheese on tha first of tha month."

by Silent Ninja c1998 July 15, 2003