Jami Gertz

One hot milf.

Tyler:Did you see Jami Gertz on Still Standing yesterday?

Greg:I'd bone the shit out of her.

by Bubba Bob 69 March 30, 2009

gertificate

when you leven stynch all over yourself

Oh man I gotta go wipe this gertificate off my shit gash

by _Dr. Evil February 14, 2003

St. Gertrude's

An institution much like its similar counterpart St. Catherine's infested with young arrogant little snobs. Both Gertrudes and St. Catherines think their girls are the shit.These sorry exscuses for zoos point fingers and make fun of each other but only to be laughed at and mocked by the public school community. These girls sweat the public school boys more then anything. Their need for cock is overwhelming to the usual public school girl since the brother schools of these 2 hell holes (benedictine & St. Chris) are just gay factorys filled with butt sex and HIV. Private shcools HAH.

If u would like to send some hate mail its very welcome.So i can bitch u out some more. I DARE U BITCHES

by PubSchMartyr January 29, 2005

St. Gertrude's

hahahahhaha! Oh the trials and tribulations of a private schooler. you poor things! i'm really sorry that your all rich. way to go on making yourselves look like idiots! looks like the only kids here that really win are the public schoolers...

PrivateSchooler1: What do you wanna do today?
PrivateSchooler2: I don't know, we could make fun of another private school, or we could pick on the middle class, how about you?
PrivateSchooler1: You don't want to just mind our own business and hang out with friends?
PrivateSchooler2: What? People at private schools do that?

by PublicSchoolersAreBetterPeople February 16, 2005

Gerty

A sweaty dick.

-It's so hot I'm sweating balls
- Yea, I've got a gerty just sitting here

- Gross

by 27DMac July 29, 2018

Gertile

An extremely beautiful and sexy women, that is very dumb.

"Oh my gosh, you're such a gertile"

by ighlibadigh October 10, 2011

gertz

A mythological creature. The Big Foot of modern times, it is said that when the aroma of burnt seeds and stems are in the air it is only a matter of time before this beautiful creature will appear from the depths of a local forest or marsh land. Practice extreme caution when this mythological beast does its mating ritual, he(she?!) will serenade you with the wymsical movements of a young Ellroy Jetson. (Researchers have coined the term "Jetson's Dance" for this phenomenom.) Do not feed this creature after midnight, and do not get it wet.

"Make sure the wind is blowing South East before you spark that, I don't want another Gertz incident"

by Spanky McJanky September 20, 2006