You're hung like a grape

small penis

just like deb said "You're hung like a grape"
on DEXTER

by thedragonthatslays November 28, 2010

vag grapes

When a woman has her period and blood sticks to her long pubic hair forming a dried clump. Also know as: women's dingleberries

Our old roomate was a hippy and never washed herself when she had her period. Therefore, she had massive vag grapes.

by Christine & Jessie May 1, 2006

Grape sandwich

Two males doing the act of a lesbian scissors session.

" Jill just caught her brother and her boyfriend in the kitchen making a grape sandwich"

by Jab1985 September 21, 2009

spinning grapefruit of doom

What happens when you throw a grapefruit from a vehicle that is traveling 75+ mph. The grapefruit must roll when it hits the ground (as opposed to "splat", in which case you just smashed a grapefruit which any drunken monkey can do. congrats, you fail at life). The centrifugal force from the spinning causes the juice to push on the skin. After a few seconds of rolling the grapefruit will explode. Warning!!! Geting caught preforming the spinning grapefruit of doom has more dire consiquences than preforming a steaming teakettle on a unsuspecting victim. (charge: "launching a missle from a moving vehicle", possable felony)

"Dude, did you see that spinning grapefruit of doom take out that satanic bunny"

"Great aim, let's try a cantalope"

by coffeepusher November 26, 2006

grape hole

butt hole covered in dry poo

wash your grape hole you nasty person

by mudinbob June 8, 2009

grape popsicle

Sleeping with someone not of your preferred sexual orientation, ie: a lesbian sleeping with a man, to see if you still prefer the other gender.

Brandy had a grape popsicle the other day. Turns out she still prefers cherry.

by vlalekat August 14, 2017

Grapeism

The holy religion based on grapes. The holy one is a grape. Jesus? More like grapesus.

I believe in grapeism

by Dirt rocks November 23, 2018