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Future

When you see a relationship with another person in a bf/gf manner. The relationship has no end in your eyes. You don't expect weeks or months, you expect years.
Yo she's the future.

Bitch is a hookup but that girl, she's future

Babygirl and I hung out last night, she's future man
by SwaggaJuice February 8, 2010
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future

That damn period of time ahead of us that keeps us from doing what we want.
Dude 1: In the future, we will all die.
Dude 2: Damn! That means I wont get to go to some other place other than here.
by Bligmahar February 4, 2010
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bigger than your future

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any large object that you can joke about by saying "bigger than your future" at the end of it
That ass is bigger than your future!

Her hair is bigger than your future!
etc.
by slang_gang October 14, 2016
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Fursuitsex

The most popular area in which furries (those interested in anthropomorphic animals) are known. Involves sex or yiffing, between two more peoples in which at least one wears a Fursuit. A vast majority being homosexual males.

Fursuits range from just added ears and tails to a full mascot aspired suit.
It's a common misconception that all furries participate in fursuitsex, although, the amount of furries that actually participate in fursuiting are very low. The inaccurate descriptions of furries have been brought about by poor documentaries and internet propagandas. Claiming a furry as a fursuiter is the most popular tactic of demeaning furries as it is the most bizarre aspect of the fandom.
Moby's musical video, "Beautiful," depicts the idea of fursuitsex.
by FurAtail July 18, 2006
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future hot

a girl who is underage yet clearly shows signs that she will be hot in the future. synonymous with jailbait
Emma Watson used to be future hot. Now she is regular hot.

or
There is something wrong with finding that well endowed teen attractive, but i could imagine macking that shit in the future. Thus, I shall label her future-hot, and check back in a few years time.
by Iamnameddave February 4, 2010
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Funsult

Insulting for the joy of it.
The funsults went back and forth for hours.
by jburdick January 17, 2011
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Future Pooping

When you have a stomach flu or ate to many hot wings the night before, and youre on the toilet so much that your pooping out things you have not eaten yet.
My stomach is so messed up lately ive been future pooping
by PIG January 3, 2013
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