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minnesota funnel cake

A sex act popularized in Minnesota, but was invented a woman named Kate in the state of Virginia. The sex act used to be an inside joke in the old Yahoo Pro Wrestling Chat room, but quickly spread to all the regulars who used to chat in the chat room. A man from Minnesota who used to be a regular in that chat room picked up the sex act and popularized it in that state.

The sex act is where A woman puts a funnel cake up her vagina. Her sex partner then proceeds to eat the funnel cake out of her vagina.
Dude, I just did the Minnesota Funnel Cake with this girl the other day. I heard about the Minnesota Funnel Cake from some guy from South Minneapolis. As soon as I heard about it, I bought a funnel cake and shoved it up this girl's poontang. Then I ate it out of her. She loved it!
by Ollie Churpuzzi November 6, 2016
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funnel of shit

I'm trying to get to this hotel to fuck my man, but I can't because of this funnel of shit.
by Johnny bag of dicks December 20, 2015
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Gold Funneling

Brianna and I tried Gold Funneling last night and she came so fast
by Sqootle July 19, 2018
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Milk Funnel

The act of inserting an individual’s erect penis into the penis of another’s (erect or flaccid) while ejaculating. Usually performed in order to transfer semen into an individual who is running low or for pleasure purposes.
Jim: “Hey Tom, I didn’t cum last night when I had an orgasm what do I Do? “
Tom: “ Do you need a milk funnel?”
by Yogurtboys May 28, 2018
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Kentucky Funnel Cake

When you do a bunch of blow and then cum on ua girls chest erratically.
Hey Ashlee, how's things with Dale?

Well, he gave me a Kentucky Funnel Cake last night, so you tell me.
by DurtySouf June 7, 2018
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funnel

From 'fun tunnel'. A device used to snort mind altering substances.
Pass me the funnel. Let's find out if this is mandy, k or speed..
by Rude Ruby Rudy April 9, 2019
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Charlotte County Funnel

When you piss in their ass
by phatHawg June 8, 2019
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