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by old gregg the first and only May 20, 2008
The face mask that exemplifies your identity and self-expression, and conveys to others that though you are protecting yourself from virus transmission, you are not isolating yourself from the spaces, places and people around you.
Get your mask-funk on and wear one, asshole. Your mask-funk is tripping me out, stay 6 feet away. I love your mask-funk; now come on over and join my social bubble. If you think your mask-funk is gonna scare me, then you don't know COVID.
by Zel Spazo July 20, 2020
When you push two twin sized beds (lofted if you’re feeling dangerous) together to form one giant bed.
Damn Steve, we’ve got hella people coming to this party, we should make funk beds just in case an orgy breaks out.
by schino20 May 01, 2018
The act of fucking a bitch and you shove some drumsticks up her rectal cavity while performing maggot brain by funkidelic on the drum set
by Negroneus March 30, 2017
A nasty, somewhat heinous prank, done to a persons food without their consent , usually someone whom is not liked. It consists rubbing ones finger on their dirty anus hole and rubbing it around in someones food.
by Jeff To the K August 18, 2011
The last few drops of urine that end up in your underwear, pants, or running down your leg, usually from under-shaking.
Especially awkward in shorts, when the fluid can run visibly down your leg.
If left untreated for extended periods of time, it can often create an uncomfortable odor, that repels other people, but often attracts insects.
Especially awkward in shorts, when the fluid can run visibly down your leg.
If left untreated for extended periods of time, it can often create an uncomfortable odor, that repels other people, but often attracts insects.
Example #1: Harold was in a hurry, so when he shook and pulled up his pants, he was not surprised about his dose of After Funk.
Example #2: "Ahhh, dude I just got like a tablespoon of After Funk!"
Example #2: "Ahhh, dude I just got like a tablespoon of After Funk!"
by Totsjeal May 01, 2010