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Viking Funeral

The act of lighting a clump of toilet paper on fire atop ones excrement in a standard toilet bowl and then flushing the toilet causing a beautiful flaming typhoon. The fire and Log are eventually swallowed by the toilet leaving a last puff of smoke with a strong ancient burning odor.

This act is most often deployed when an individual feels the need to mask the smell of their excrement when the standard pack of matches is not available but a lighter is at hand. The burning toilet paper shows a 76% masking of the odor in most cases vs. 89% for a book of matches. Wooden matches provide an impressive 96% masking.

The second most popular reason for deploying this act is for the sheer proudness an individual may feel about the crap they created. As if it deserved to be sent off in style.
That doodie was so awesome. It was shaped like a C for Chris! I had to give it a Viking Funeral Bro!
by crisp11 November 20, 2010
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funereal

Referring to a funeral such as in singing 'Save a wretch like me' to Julie.
That song you are singing is very funereal.
by Eric Lenz April 22, 2007
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The common art of applying ones mouth to another's sphincter and sucking a fart out.
Hey Mandingo, I went to your pappy's house last night and instead of watching Cop and a Half, he totally funderburked me.
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Like our basic freedoms when it protects them to carry certain religious beliefs, and go around harassing strangers claiming they are trying to "Save" them. Yet they have no problem trying to get certain things outlawed if it goes against their whole right-winged fascist Evvie beliefs.
Fundiepublican: Man we are so discriminated against. People are trying to disallow us from preaching on the streets. But we should not allow TV shows like family guy. To let that show up is offensive to our religion.
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Viking Funeral

A ceremony often done by true weed growers, when a long term mother from which many stem cuttings have been taken from to grow new plants (normally propagate a good genetic line). Is finally ready for retirement. The mother is taken to flowering stage, and when ready, smoked in a solemn (at first) ceremony to thank her for her gifts
My hammerhead mother is ready, 2 years, 30 cuttings, I flowered it and now its time to give the old lady a viking funeral
by Cyberian Bear September 15, 2011
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fune

(Pronounced f-you-n) Another word for fun.
The ride was fune as hell!
by Ali K June 27, 2005
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Fuieken

German for the notorious English word, "fuck". It is very fun to say.
Bob: "Hey, your sister is hot!"
Jon: "Fuieken you!"
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