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flushinator

One of those damn toilets that flushes automatically, usually found in public restrooms. There's a little "eye" in the back (yes, creepy) that is supposed to sense when you get off the can so it can flush for you, just in case you are one of those doochebags who doesn't know how the little lever works. (Who ARE the people who DON'T flush???) Unfortunately, the "eye" often makes mistakes, causing the toilet to flush prematurely, thus splashing one's posterior with toilet water. Yuck.
Coworker 1: I hate the flushinator.
Coworker 2: Yeah, tell me about it. The one in the third stall gave my boys a douche this morning.
by creaternity July 10, 2006
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pinch and flush

As to prevent the clogging of a toilet. Instead of dropping your entire bowel movement and almost assuredly clogging the toilet, you "pinch and flush" and repeat.
"Excuse me, i have to go do the pinch and flush."

"She needs to do the pinch and flush like any other civilized person. Who does she think she is?
by RC Army August 30, 2007
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Hella Flush

Wheel offset, Small stretched tires, on a slammed vehicle = flush, or hella flush as people like to say.
damn your rims are sitting hella flush

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by JDMJunkee January 14, 2009
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flusty

a word used when trying to say horny but avoiding the actual term. fuck + lust = flust...y.
ted: you know that feeling you get? its like...i dont know, flusty?
sarah: you mean horny?
ted: hmm...yeah....but flusty.
by haushinka409 August 28, 2010
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Flushtrated

The feeling that comes over you after dropping a deuce at your girlfriend's/boyfriend's house for the first time and realizing you have fatally clogged the toilet.
Dude, I went to Jenny's pad last night, and I drank 3 pitchers that afternoon so I had to drop a fat-ass brown bomber in the crapper: when I tried flushing that log down, it was a no-go... I was straight-up flushtrated, homie.
by The King of all Mexicans August 22, 2011
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Cover Flush

A tactical maneuver performed by a self conscious person and a friend/relative/stranger. In said maneuver, the friend flushes a toilet to mask all noises coming from the self conscious person's stall during the defecation process.
I had to shit so badly today that when I saw Jon Grzegorzewski in the hall, I had him supply me with a cover flush while I audibly shat.
by TRAVisDOUGIE March 22, 2010
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Facebook Flush

To delete people from your friend list.
I have 2156 "friends" but only actually talk to half of them. It must be time for a Facebook Flush.
by nrs1970 June 24, 2010
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