fugly wench

a fucking ugly pirate hooker that has sex with all the dirty pirates aboard the ship

"arhhh, shiver me timbers! that fugly wench rocked my boat all throughout the night! Matey, I reckon u hit one of em' slags..

by the chill-n-ator January 28, 2008

fugly duckling

a male who at first, seems like a loser, never cuts his hair, wears weird clothes, and seems like he's trying to 'find himself'. and then not that later in life, maybe after high school, decides to cut his hair and start wearing normal clothes but still has his individual mentality, and is really awesome and basicly the perfect guy.

girl: "damn boy you are fine... and super funny... and super nice... what's good?"

boy: "uhm you don't remember me? we went to high school together. you hated me and used to make fun of me and say i was fugly."

girl: "damn... you were a fugly duckling... and now you are a fine ass swan... i fucked up..."

by Cassandra Q October 25, 2009

Captain Fugly

emaciated small asian concubine, occassionally drips slime off of body. Loves to violate animals of all kinds ranging from trolls to insects.
Distinguishing characteristics:
1. Loves to run around without pants
2. Has dry chapped skin usually covered in Cetaphil
3. Has extremely ugly face contortions
4. Has frisky hands
5. Enjoys small dogs, especially ones that can't get away
6. Emaciated.
However, Captain fugly has the occassional nice..ness...
which makes her very loveable and cuddly...if you want to start bleeding.
Also answers to the name:
JIAJIA
Captain foogly

No seriously shes cool.

<3 JIAJIA

If you kiss captain fugly you will get explosive diarrhea.

by Lehsah December 7, 2007

fugly cunt

a bitch who has scene hair and racoon eyes, this species of reptilian is often observed with that beau of hers, chicken legs, and is usually of the underclassman sort. also often mistaken for gremlims, trolls, and/or whores due to the lack of maturity and class, as well as the hideous appearence of this (thankfully) rare breed of animal.

behaviors include:
-table dancing at school
-making out with random (ugly) seniors in the hall way
-trying to be 'hip', 'scene', 'hot', 'cute' (basically attractive in any way) but not succeeding
-fucking up their hair
-putting make-up on one's boyfriend
-cutting themselves
-being bisexual because it's the 'in' thing
-being a complete bitch

Fugly Cunt bumps into an innocent bystander.
Innocent Bystander: "Good god, Halloween was yesterday! What a fugly cunt!"

by kkck March 26, 2008

Biologically Fugly

When a person that is so fucking ugly(fugly) physically and mentally as well as so mindless they try to sound smart but are utterly mindless that no one, and I mean no one, be it male or female will ever want to date them let alone fuck them nor be seen in public with them or talk to them. There is no negative rating scale that describes this level of fugliness. They are just THAT fugly!

Guy 1: Hey y’all, you see that girl over there?
Guy 2: which one?

Girl 1: the one with the FUPA, small tits, big belly, Double chin, sausage fingers, Glasses and green hair cut into a mullet?
Guy 1: yeah!

Girl 2: Yeah, she’s so Biologically Fugly that she’s trying to Identify as Non binary to up her chances of getting anything!
Guy 1, Guy 2 & Girl 1: Damn!!!!!
Girl 2: Yeah even THAT won’t help her ass!

by The Great Howdoyoudo March 17, 2023

fugly slut

a f*cking ugly bitch, who preforms slutty actions and is not trustworthy

Elise is a fugly slut who made out with a hot dog.

Amanda is such a fugly slut, she dove into a pile of girls.

by Amanda September 30, 2004

fugly blonde

a big fat ugly lady, usually owning a dog that's nearly as large and mean as her, with ugly dyed-blonde hair and the reason they came up with the term "evil step-mother"

Dude did you hear what the fugly blonde did this weekend?

Damn, the fugly blonde needs to grow up!

by allieway July 6, 2009