New Years Fart

–noun
1. A fart someone blasts an instant before the ball drops so that the fart exists in two calendar years.

Bill: Did you hear that Jeremy blasted a fart from 2010 to 2011?
Steve: Holy shit! For real?
Bill: Yeah, he started farting just before the ball dropped.
Steve: Ohhhhhh... a New Years Fart.
Bill: Of course... What'd you think I meant? He actually farted through 365 consecutive calendar days? You're such a dumbass.

by Beavis Comeavis December 31, 2010

tongue punch the fart box

Oral stimulation of the anus.

She is always begging me to bend her over and tongue punch the fart box. Lucky for her her fart box is delicious.

by H&D productions May 14, 2014

outside-in fart

The act of getting anally penetrated.

Hey, Joe is a fag. He farts outside-in. An outside-in fart pleases him.

by Booty_hunter February 4, 2020

Dad fart

farts that smell so terrible that toleration is non existent. These farts smell often of rotten eggs and such other materials that are cringed upon. Many kids experienced dad farts when they were children.

dude 1: I think i might be sick, i dont know what i ate, these farts smell disgusting

Dude 2: nah man, you just have a common case of the dad farts.

by supersilicone September 13, 2012

Fart wafting

Fart wafting is a way to share your fart with other people..or if you just feel like a cheeky sniff of the badboy yourself. The conventional way to "fart waft" is to cup your hand slightly and use mainly the wrist to waft the fart away. The more experianced fart wafters tend to put backspin and better wrist movements to help the fart travel. If you want to share your fart to many people then some fart wafters tend to use a book, magazine or folder of some kind.

after letting of a massive fart, gaymouth did some fart wafting.

by Alfred Alan December 8, 2010

Fart Furnace

After you fart many times while sitting on the couch, when you get up it is warm and the smell is there for a long time afterwards.

Todd watched the football game on the couch. When he left the fart furnace kept the room warm for hours.

by TigerDoc January 11, 2008

Fart

The true embodyment of human comedy. Everybody finds them funny no exceptions.

Person 1: "fart"
Person 2: "haha"

by Cunt Turd July 2, 2021