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dr fiddler

a "Dr fiddler" is an ex-medical professional who will shag anything, including intimate. they prefer kids, drives a red van with the sentence "free v-bucks and cheerios" written on each side.
"i saw a Dr fiddler on the way here"
"how many kids were in the van?"
"4"
"oof"
by Dr fiddler March 17, 2020
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Bumble Fiddle

Anal fingering, these two words are long and bad to pronounce, right? Now you can use Bumble Fiddle.

Still not convinced? Ok! Do this experiment: pronounce "anal fingering" aloud. You see? Now you look like a jerk and your neighbors confirm it!

Now say "Bubble Fiddle". There are no harsh consonants and it also seems to be the name of a Korean dessert
"I've been practicing Bumble Fiddle every day for 15 years and have finally solved my constipation problems!"

Hey baby, wanna try Bumble Fiddle?"
by browolf June 5, 2020
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Flesh Fiddle

When someone puts a dick on their shoulder, much like a Fiddle, and plays the shaft with a Bow as if they were playing Fiddle in a folk band.
Sally: “My shoulder is sore from playing so much Flesh Fiddle tonight Farmer Joe!!”
Joe: “Well don’t you want to be apart of the band?!”
by FiddleCastro May 4, 2021
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The Boston Fiddle Head

The delicate practice of using weights to stretch a womans clitoris to the length of eventually curling up like a fiddle head.
It took Michelle 3 weeks to expand into a nice fiddle head.
I love her new look.

the boston fiddle head.
by like a little blowjob April 5, 2008
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sweating like a kiddie fiddler in a barney suit

To perspire heavily in a dangerous or threatening situation.
The bank robber was sweating like a kiddie fiddler in a barney suit when the cops arrived.
by drumsofdeath March 11, 2009
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Two Finger Fiddle

When a girl does not know how to give head, she utilizes her thumb and pointer finger and attempts a handjob with two fingers, while maintaining a death grip equivalent to getting your dick stuck in a vice.
Dude, how'd it go with that girl last night?

Bro she didn't know what to do, so she gave me the two finger fiddle.
by Callixtunis May 26, 2019
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