feeding the cat

See masturbation.

Dude, Peter was feeding the cat for 2 days straight about a week ago. He called me from the emergency room to tell me he was okay.

by johnoneoneseven February 25, 2011

Freezing Beans

The cooler, colder definition of the term "cool beans".

Joe-Bob: Hey when's that party on Saturday?
Pauly: 9p.m

Joe-Bob: Freezing Beans!

by Wuajn Aizek September 14, 2011

Feeding the hairless pony

Providing pre-coital nourishment via the fingers to a young lady who hasn't been ridden in a while, only to find that she is already prepared and de-haired.

Before i mounted her i had Jeeves check she was in good condition as she had clearly been 'out to pasture' for too long. He held out his hand hand with his fingers splayed and the next next thing we knew he was "feeding the hairless pony"! She went at it like a horse eating oats

by Disko Letch January 24, 2013

feeding her grapes

Telling a person what they want to hear although it may not be truthful.

He told her he loved her when he didn’t, he was feeding her grapes.

by Sweetheart Bear May 21, 2021

Page feeding

The act of mindlessly staring at the Facebook homepage waiting for new content to be created.

MATT: What have you done today?

JAMES: Nothing mate i've been bored shitless, Just been Page feeding all morning.

by fkaldemhatas April 23, 2011

bottom feeding

Choosing to stay at a blue collar job long after the completion of a white collar education, for lack of motivation.

Peter is still bottom feeding at his waiter job 5 years after his finance degree. Because he is used to it.

by cforcopy March 30, 2015

are you feeding the fish cups of tea?

A idiot thing my friend once said

Starts feeding the fish food from a mug

My friend: are you feeding the fish cups of tea?

by Amy_duck January 30, 2021