San Francisco 

A really really amazing city with a place for anyone. We have awesome food, great views, perfect weather, and the best of everything.

A lot of people seem to be under the impression that you must be gay, Asian, rich, a hobo, or a yuppie to fit in in San Francisco. Clearly these people are hanging out with the wrong crowd. San Francisco is beautiful. The country we live in is so stereotyped for a reason: the majority of it really is a bunch of highly Christian white racists. San Francisco is a place that breaks this mold. My city is the future. It's called diversity people, learn to get used to it. Also learn to get used to extreme Bay pride. There's a reason people from the city are so proud of it; it's because San Francisco is truly amazing. And take a guess why it's so expensive to live here. It's only because who wouldn't want to??

The home of the hyphy movement, amazing chinese food, big hills, a gorgeous bay, fog, really nice parks, the mission, good weed, the shittiest soccer fields ever, and the summer of love.

Don't call it frisco.

Boy: i'm from San Francisco
Girl: do me.

Boy: I'm from frisco.
Girl: no you're not. you call it frisco.

San Francisco by mercedmanor. March 30, 2008

San Francisco Sword Fight 

The "San Francisco Sword Fight" is when you and your friend play sword fighting with your penises. It's kind of like a playful frot.

We were playing "San Francisco Sword Fight" in the bathroom.

San Francisco Sword Fight by Craigscout86 December 24, 2008

San Francisco Goggles

Likened to the adolescent "Hairy Tea Bag"; wearing "San Fransico goggles" not only includes the sinus rest place of a hairy linebacker's nutsack, but also causes temporary blinding and an olfactory system shutdown when one's eyesocket is rammed into another man's asshole.

After drinking more than 20 (but less than 40)Lagavulins, I woke up in a primered El Camino wearing some sweat infested, brown rimmed San Francisco goggles.

San Francisco Goggles by Garry Glakameatman March 3, 2008

San Francisco Values 

But let's talk about "San Francisco values", you know -- tolerance, entrepreneurship, and creativity.

Since O'Reilly boycotts everything he hates, I look forward to his boycott of all Bay Area-origin products. Same with every conservative who bashes San Francisco and the Bay Area. So no iPods or anything Apple. No HP computers. No Google. No Yahoo. No eBay. Those conservative bloggers using Blogspot, MovableType, or TypePad? Sorry. Those products are Bay Area-based.

Also no Adobe or Macromedia products. No computers, either, since most run on AMD or Intel. No tax preparation using Intuit products. Cancel your Netflix subscription. Cancel your TiVo subscription. Remove your Network Associates or Symantec virus protection software from your computer. Unplug your Netgear wifi router.

Don't wear Levis (or any kind of jeans), Gap, Banana Republic, Old Navy, or buy your kids Gymboree. Avoid LeapFrog learning toys. Boycott Pixar movies. Boycott any movie using George Lucas' ILM special effects shop. Stay away from Treos and other Palm devices. Don't let Charles Schwab manage your portfolio. Don't bank at Wells Fargo.

Yeah, those "San Francisco values" sure are dragging the region down. Making it weak as it falls behind the rest of the country -- the parts that don't share "San Francisco values" -- economically and socially.

Or, maybe -- just maybe -- it's made the region a magnet for the world's smartest, most innovative, most entrepreneurial individuals and an incubator of the world's most dramatic technological advances.

Oh they just have those San Francisco values which I call it because I'm a bigoted, stuck up conservative.

San Francisco Values by smarty8987 August 24, 2008

San Francisco 

A beautiful city in california, with a diverse culture. Only downside is the large amount of hipsters. Hipsters can be identifyed by the following:

Jean cut-offs
ironic facial hair
non-perscription glasses
riding a bike
tattoo of random, useless things, i.e. PBR, cheeseburger, mermaid etc
rolled up jeans, showing ankles (if not wearing cut offs)

I sure love San Francisco, too bad all the hipsters have taken over the mission, with their organic food and strange flavored ice cream.

San Francisco by stellerz June 22, 2011

san francisco 

the REAL city of brotherly love

Teacher: Which city is know as the 'City of Brotherly Love'?

Student X: San Fransisco?

Teacher: Take your desk and sit in the hall.

Student X: (smiles)

san francisco by LMF August 11, 2005

San Francisco 

Where the saying winter all the time is complete bullshit!

The weather is gorgeous here! not bad one bit!!

San Francisco by Kttrr June 21, 2005