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Jonny Fortner

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a cool kid who is the best skater and guitar player and has the hottest girlfriend
Man, Jonny Fortner is cool
by Jonny Fortner March 16, 2004
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less-fortunate

A bullshit term that liberals and communists use to label people who make poor decisions in life and are quick to blame those who have succeeded or have wealth. Less-fortunate is the opposite of fortunate, which is defined as "lucky; enjoying good luck" and therefore someone who is less-fortunate just has bad luck. This definition loosely translated from on air definitions from former radio broadcaster Neal Boortz.
Mary has been divorced three times and has eight kids and is unable to support them with her minimum wage job. She is less-fortunate than Sally who studied in school, got a valuable degree, an above average salaried position in marketing, and is happily married.
by Lebowskee October 31, 2013
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Fortunato

Straight up slutty bitch, who talks shit about everyone and has a new guy every week.
Fortunato is such a WHORE
by klghdfgnkl November 26, 2010
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Toyota Fortuner

The official attention-seeker mobile of most people in South East Asia. Most owners fit them with front and rear bull bars, along with loads of strobe lights and sirens.
Look at this douche in the Toyota Fortuner. Flashing his strobe lights with his attention-seeking bull bars.
by Sierra12 March 21, 2022
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Fortuine cookie

Eyy Louisa what up fortuine cookie.

Look at that sexy fortuine cookie over there.
by J_dawggggggg July 22, 2015
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Fortunato

term used to describe a fat person usually a latino male. also known to take advantage of others and is a class a con-artist
Stop being a fortunato.
by don't trip chocolate chip ;) December 12, 2011
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Fortuna A

A paranoid, cock-blocking freak who tells the half-truth yet is afraid to live up to it. She's dirty-minded and a hard-core who doens't give up easily and loves to make sex jokes. She is a level A freak who loves to give fellatio (guys her # is... lol). She hates the world and the everything that lives but all-in-all she's a really cool girl (and friend!!!!) Marked by bad fortune btw
Omg, did you see that Fortuna girl in school today?
by Someone who doesn't care March 14, 2005
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