Full Force Glen Assault

Full Force Glen Assault -noun
1. When you are unknowingly assaulted by unsavory people, which leads to a undesirable situation.

Bob: Phil, you didn't tell me this party was going to have all these unsavory people at it! I canceled all my plans to come here!

Phil: Sorry Bob! This party is a real disgusting place, I agree. If I never have to come in contact with any of these people again it'll be okay with me.

Bob: Yeah Phil... this party was a Full Force Glen Assault.

by BigChud69SoFine June 22, 2008

The Force is strong in him

Derived from Star Wars in which various characters use the line to describe someone as powerful in the Force. Also used to describe someone with a very valuable ability and/or talent that is innate and unlearned as opposed to something worked at or achieved by effort.

From American Pie 2:
(Oz accidentally runs into a bunch of women, and they follow him back to a formerly sausage fest party)
Jim: Incredible.
Stifler: (Nodding) The Force is strong in him.

by catterj May 18, 2017

Full Force

Verb.
When someone is treating it as if they are about to die and they are putting everything behind it.

"Everytime we have a lightsaber duel he goes Full Force."

by TheeJG November 14, 2019

The forbidden party popper

When you pull out a girls tampon while giving head, letting all the period blood flow over your face.

John: "How did your date go last night?"

Michael: "I pulled the forbidden party popper on that bitch and now she wont even text me back!!"

John: "No way man!"

by TrypZo June 30, 2021

spliddly diddly doobing badoobery foober

(Derogatory) A harsh racial slur against the tiny lizard people living in your anal cavity.

Tod: Man, my asshole hurts.
John: It must be those damn spliddly diddly doobing badoobery foobers living in your ass.
Lizard: :(

by frighteninglystupid March 31, 2022

force choke

A variation of the stranger in which one sits on one's own hand until it goes numb and then uses said hand to masturbate. It gives one the sensation that somebody else is using the force to stimulate one's penis.

From a deleted scene in a Star Wars movie:

Yoda: "Size matters not. Look at me."
*Yoda exposes himself to Luke*
Yoda: "Judge me by my size, do you?"
Luke: "Ugh, gross! Put that thing away, Master Yoda."
*The spirit of Obi-Wan comes to Luke and speaks*
Obi-Wan: "Use the force, Luke."
Luke: "No way, I never agreed to this! I didn't come here to force choke a muppet's wrinkled and green penis!"
Obi-Wan: "Trust your feelings, Luke"
*Luke turns to Yoda reluctantly and nods*
Luke: "Alright, I'll give it a try."
Yoda: "No. Try not. Do...or do not. There is no try."
*The scene fades to black just as Luke begins to perform the unspeakable act*

by JediSnoodMaster October 28, 2010

use the force

To use intuition, or allow your actions to be guided by whatever mystical force controls your destiny.

"But I don't know how to drive a combine-harvester!!"
"Use the Force, dude."
"Ahh, okay."

by traffichazard December 28, 2005