cunt flap

The flaps on a cunt,loose meaty flesh over hanging either side of a womans bits and bobs

jesus she's a right slapper, the cunt flaps were hangin off her

by steve head May 23, 2006

Flap jacking

The female version of tea bagging.

What is it called when a girl tea bags someone? It's called flap jacking!

by Chucksama November 14, 2013

Ole Canadian Flapjack

The act of warming ones testicles between their own hands making the scrotum, while still warm, in to a pancake shape and striking it upon someone's face.

While Tom Cruise was asleep on the couch Bono gave him the ole Canadian flapjack.

by BonoVox260 July 4, 2009

Flapjacking

Motorboating a girls ass.

That girls ass was so round and fat that I was flapjacking that shit all night long!!

by jjstl April 27, 2010

flap ear

Large, protruding ear; from the Dutch 'flaporen' or flap ears, also known as 'zeiloren' which literally means 'sail ears'

flap ears to sail with

by Tzeni July 17, 2006

Flapgrappling

The act of slapping one's beef curtains with the male sausage link.

Carson was too scared to have sex with Kaileigh, so he resorted to flapgrappling.

by Miles Kane January 13, 2008

Flaphat

flaphat (flăp´hăt) n. A derogatory name used defensively by a used car salesman when confronted with the fact that he or she is not actually an attorney, despite being able to sell ice to an eskimo.

Flaphat!

You little flaphat, I eat guys like you up all day in court.

by Clenden February 19, 2010