Floppy Salad Sandwich

When a male recieves both falacio and analingus(salad) simultaneously by two females(sandwich), placing his sweaty sack on the face of one girl(thus floppy).

Bill: I totally gave those girls a floppy salad sandwich last night!

Joe: High five!

by Floppy Joe (aka cwjp) January 20, 2010

Floppy Cloppy

An abnormally large, loose, meaty, vagina that claps together when he/she runs.

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by Howie Feltersnatch 69 October 26, 2011

floppy whopper

A giant limp dick swinging between the knees

Person one: jimmy has a giant dick.
Person two: yeah he has a big floppy whopper.big dick giant cock large penis

by sparkydog December 6, 2015

Floppy Penis

Having a long enough penis that, when flacid, it flops around in your pants.

" yo did you see that guys floppy penis? It was almost down to his knee!"

by REEEEEal MVP September 24, 2018

floppy jallopy

The act of blowing a man that is at least 5 times as old as the one giving the blowjob.

I hear that new 20 year old chick gave a floppy jallopy to some guy.

by Code the man with a Chode March 10, 2004

Floozy

A floozy is someone who brags about their boyfriend/girlfriend for attention, usually to another single man/woman. Most of the time nobody cares, but they still seem to have a reputation on who they date. Usually they will pick on someone who is single because they are not in a relationship, even though most people who are single are happy bring single.

Man, David is such a floozy. He never shuts up about his girlfriend and keeps asking who I am seeing.

by KyrieIsBetterThanSteph January 2, 2018

flooby

Messed up, not functioning correctly. Said of hair, clothes, political situations. Basically synonymous with "there is something amiss with..."

"Did you just wake up? Your hair is all flooby."

"This cd is flooby. Try wiping it with a clean cloth."

by throatie November 24, 2006