Dried, typically flakey, cum or come on an individual(s) body after ejaculation. They are common on hair and renown for the inability to wash/remove them on first attempt.
by RobertoGville April 23, 2008
Get the Frosted flakes mug.Is someone who always makes plans to attend a event and comes up with a pathetic excuse to bail out every time.
1. Tucker made plans to go to Vegas, then bailed on me last minute. What a flaker.....
2. Wesley and I where suposed to go watch the game at the bar but he flaked out.
2. Wesley and I where suposed to go watch the game at the bar but he flaked out.
by hectorbg February 11, 2010
Get the flaker mug.A person whose level of flakiness (i.e. unreliability, undependability, fickleness, etc.) is so extreme that it borders on magnitude of mental retardation.
First he says he'll call me right back, which he doesn't. Then he begs me to go out last Saturday only to bail out when I call him when he's late. What a flaketard!
by Raymond Dang May 17, 2006
Get the flaketard mug.A device used to help cover the smell of pot.
Take an empty water bottle, poke holes in the bottom of it and stuff it with dryer sheets.
Blow the smoke into the bottle; it comes out smelling like laundry! *fill the bottle with a decent amount of dryer sheets*...roughly around 8-10, depending on the bottle.
Doesn't work very well when smoking J's or blunts.
Take an empty water bottle, poke holes in the bottom of it and stuff it with dryer sheets.
Blow the smoke into the bottle; it comes out smelling like laundry! *fill the bottle with a decent amount of dryer sheets*...roughly around 8-10, depending on the bottle.
Doesn't work very well when smoking J's or blunts.
by sunshinedaydreamer3210 January 30, 2007
Get the flobee mug.Someone who skillfully and willfully escapes pre-existing plans with friends or associates (see flake). Able to wriggle out of plans no matter how soon the event approaches with a perfectly sound excuse. Also characterized by the tendency of a person to ignore phone calls or text messages close to the time of said plans.
"Krystal and i were supposed to go bowling last night, but she didn't return any of my calls or texts. What a flake artist!"
"Stephanie said she would hang with us tonight. You think she is still coming?" "Hell no, she has pulled a flake artist on us!"
"Stephanie said she would hang with us tonight. You think she is still coming?" "Hell no, she has pulled a flake artist on us!"
by Rob TheBeast May 19, 2009
Get the Flake Artist mug.When pouring milk on cereal, the milk bounces off the flakes at the wrong angle spilling everywhere.
by CBH January 12, 2009
Get the flake effect mug.by Jesus Cristos August 22, 2007
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