Flemen

When a horse or a horse kind of animal smiles really big and its top lip flings up.

Flemen is the opposite of blemmy.

by xxAlienxx May 3, 2009

flem

when you smoke and your spit goes all thick and horrible so you spit it out or when snot goes into your spit.

i've just had a fat joint so my mouth is full of flem

i've got a cold and i keep sniffing and my mouth is all flemy

by Alex... March 23, 2007

femtastic

Referring to a feat that portrays extreme feministic qualities.

Wataru, after calling his gurlfriend up on the phone and bitching about another for hours and hours, felt that he had accomplished a femtastic act.

by Jazjit Maraya March 30, 2008

Flem

An insult, meaning the same as tight,deep,out of order. Could also be used instead of fuck.

There is no literal translation, but it basically means anything rude.
Would be mainly considered British Slang.

"Flem you Jenny"
"Don't be so Flem"
"You mother-flemmer"
"This is well flem!"

by buttfudger August 27, 2012

Flem

The liquid some men seek from a woman's cunt. Just as a person may only eat a cream egg for the cream in the centre, some men chose to eat out a girl purely for the 'Flem'. Flem is the natural lubrication produced inside a cunt before and during sex.

Husband: "I am so fucking hungry get me something to eat".

Wife: *Opens her legs revealing some flem*
Husband: *Enjoys the Buffet*

by SamIsSoFair September 15, 2010

Fleet

1. Something u shove up ur ass

2. A gang of white junior high boys who think their cool

1. Ewww get that fleet out of ur fat ass

2. U most be cool cause ur in the fleet (fleet fleet fleet)

by ReverseCowgirl May 13, 2005

on fleet

when you runnin from the cops, you on fleet

my boy was on fleet, finna get some swishas

by art vandallay February 7, 2015