Flemchow

used as a negative term, a flemchow is an object, event, etc., that is so bad that flem would eat it.

dude that test was a total flemchow.

by lefty balla April 15, 2009

Flem-J

Getting lectured to death on the difference between strict and negligence liability.

The other day, Tommy totally gave me a Flem-J when he talked about Rylands"

by J. Calabresi December 16, 2008

flem cake

A person who is very sick or ill.

You are such a flem cake! You're are coughing and sneezing all over the place!

by ( r33p3r May 28, 2009

femster

a male hetero or homosexual who is characteristically effeminate in his grooming, fashion, gesture or temperament, generally suspected of being gay but indisputably male.

metrosexual

Singer David Bowie was a rock star femster.

Actor Ashton Kutcher is a modern day femster.

by Oxenhandler February 7, 2010

Fleischheld

is a german word for somebody who adores meat

This dude is a Fleischheld!

by lohsie February 16, 2010

flemailing

sending flirtatious emails

could possibly be considered inappropriate if flemailing is done during work hours :) i.e. flemailing a coworker saying "you're lookin' good today tiger!"

by sugarlindselz March 4, 2010

fleasured

a combination of being flattered and pleasured during any form of physical or mental activity

Brian Spiderman Webb gets me so fleasured when he squirts his lotion on during class.

by Bjork the Stork June 10, 2011