flapjack ass

The state in which one's posterior is so undeveloped and underutilized that it begins to resemble that of a common breakfast dish.

Girl: "Have you seen Sally lately?"
Boy: "Yeah, she has a total flapjack ass."

by muscleman_2020 August 30, 2016

Flapjacking

When a guy hits girls butt and it makes that clapping sound.

When jay Flapjacked me I, my booty cheered. I cant wait for my next Flapjacking.

by Marko main May 13, 2015

Cincinnati Flapjack

you take your girl and 69, then stick your cock so far in she throws up from gagging. Then get a condom and fill it with the throwup and store it in a freezer. Then eat it like it is a popsicle

Bob said," The Cincinnati Flapjack" is such a fun thing to do on Valentines day

by 69_Mike Oxmal_69 January 22, 2020

Flapjacking

Best suited for women that have had a child. Their breast will sometimes be flattened and rest on their chest like a couple of flapjacks or pancakes.

Verb: when you place the palm of your hand between a woman's breasts and shake it side to side as fast you can, causing a flapping or slapping sound.

I was flapjacking my wife for our anniversary, that's why I'm walking with a limp.

by Woodwacker May 16, 2008

Flapjack Fannie

A woman with exceptionally large aerolla's.

Check out the nips on Flapjack Fannie!

by Admiral7Awesome August 5, 2018

Flapjack Nipples

Large pancake like Arreola similar to pepperoni nipples or salami nipples...

She had an amazing looking pair of tits with her shirt on but when she took off her top i realized they were 90% flapjack nipples...

Also realized how difficult it is to say flapjack nipples three times fast...

by RichardForedaze April 11, 2021

FlapJack

FlapJack (Flapjacking);
A FlapJack is a term used for when a woman places her labia majora (Flaps) on ones person, i.e; forehead, in a quick, swift dunking type of manner.

Female equivalent to "Teabagging."

"Oh yeah girl, I FlapJacked the shit out of him last night, he looked like he'd been run over by a giant snail"

by Hayhog May 27, 2025